Davesport One Shots.

Kidnapped..

[ Jack's P.O.V]
Everything is black and my head hurts like fucking hell.
" Ugh.. Where am I..?" I mumble this and slowly open my eyes, is this a blind fold? I start to struggle, buy my arms are bound. Well shit.. this isn't good. I hear.. movement.. I can barely see through my blind fold. Remember Jack.. what happened last time you were conscious. I was at work helping phoney with his plans. Then I remember hearing rushing footsteps behind me. Then everything went black. Through my blind fold I see an similar face.
" D-Dave..?" I say this my voice echos throughout the empty room. I hear laughter, that same old thick New York accent. That must be Dave, he must of knocked me out that aubergine mother fucker.
" Why hello there old sport, regret taking my offer now.?" Dave says this his voice sounds near me, not to far away. I try to struggle against what I assume our ropes.
" No use in struggling old sport, I've got you tied up tight!" Dave says this his voice has hints of insanity. I shiver, what's his plan. He's probably gonna torture me, some dumb shit like that.
" Dave your an fucking idiot!" I shout this at him, he stays silent. But soon his voice cuts through the silence.
" Bold saying that to the person who kidnapped you!" Dave says this as I let out a laugh, lifting my head up.
".. So you admit it then, your the one who knocked me out!" I say this God I hate him so much he's such an idiot.
" Well of course sportsy ;).. who else would of kidnapped you besides the one and only Aubergine man!" Dave says this with an mixture of cockiness and flirtyness. I let out a sigh, I would have had it been anyone but Dave why must I be cursed.
" Aw sportsy, let me get that blind fold off for you, so you can see my beautiful face!" Dave says this careful and precisely taking off the blind fold he has this huge ass grin on his face.
" God I didn't want to see your face Dave!" I let out a groan as his grin fades. " Aw sportsy I know you love me, you just don't know it yet.. it really hurt me when you denied my request we could of been the dream team!" Dave says this turning away from me, his hands behind his back.
" I can't just abandon everything to go to Vegas with you and kill children!" I say this with a sigh, I can't do it again the guilt from before. I have to make it right this time. Even if it hurts Dave, I can't be the bad guy anymore. Suddenly Dave snaps back at me his face inches away from mine. I can feel his breath, can he even breathe. This feels oddly romantic, and I don't like it. " Why not, we were the best before, we had fun WE WENT TO VEGAS!" Dave shouts this as he pulls away, leaning against the wall, by his tone of voice I can tell he's hurt. I can't do it again. I hear him start laughing insane laughter.
" But now we don't have to worry about those things.. because I'm never going to let you out of my sight!" He has an insane smile on his face, he walks towards me.
" You know.. not a lot of people become my partner.. even though you rejected me.. I still like you a lot sportsy~"  As he says this he moves right up against my ear. I feel myself shiver he hand wraps around my body. " What exactly are you planning on doing with me Dave?" I ask this, as he pulls away he smirks at me.
" Oh nothing much, your just gonna stay with me forever and never leave!" He says this quite calmly which only adds to my nerves. He gets close again and is right in my face.
" I might like you too much..~" He leans in and gives me an quick kiss and pulls away his face is completely red. " J-Just.. e-end me.." I say this as my face heats up, he suddenly picks me up completely ignoring my request, holding me on his shoulder.
He carries me through the door, what is this fucking place. Kinda looks like a bunker? He carries me to what looks like a kitchen sitting me down on a box. He starts up the stove pulls ingredients out from a cooler? Does he have a fridge. No I highly doubt this man is capable of cooking. He'd probably poison the food. Rather on purpose or accident I don't know. After a couple minutes of hearing Dave hum while cooking I see that he has an editable meal prepared.
" Surprised you didn't burn down the whole place with us in it!?" I say this snarky, looking away from him.
" Oh I followed a cook book, couldn't have you dying on me now~" He says this as he pulls a box up next to me. The plate has some bacon and eggs on it with some sausage. He takes a fork with some of the food he cooked on him. He pushes the fork near my mouth, I try to pull my head away.
" Come old sport eat my food, it's not like I'm going to eat it!!" He says this as he continues to try to shove food in my mouth with no avail.
" You eat it first to see if it's not poisoned... or even editable.." I say this as he lets out a sigh as he takes a bite out of the food reluctantly.
" See I'm not dead.. or well I am.. but I haven't died yet!" Then I let out a sigh and take a bite out of his food.
" Hehe I put my mouth on that!" He says this.. please God end me.
" I'd fucking strangle you if I had my hands free!" I say this eyeing him with such hatred.
" But.. you can't since your hands our bound!" He says this i can almost hear the mockery. After a while of him shoving the food down my throat the plate is finished.
" I'll give it to ya aubergine.. it wasn't too bad.." I say this reluctantly knowing fully aware that it'll go straight to his head.
" But I still don't like you!" I say this interrupting whatever he was probably going to say.
" Aw I thought we were bonding sporty!?" He says this sadly, to be honest he's probably faking it.
".. Maybe.." I say this.. Dave is interesting. In his own werid aubergine man hybrid way. This is my life now I guess stuck with an obsessed eggplant. Hopefully it won't be too bad.
[ Tommorow is another day]