Hunter x Hunter Boyfriend Scenarios & One Shots

First x Thoughts

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Chrollo:

-Him: She has a good eye and instinct, better intuition than I thought, and her communication skills aren't bad, I suppose I wouldn't mind a martini.

-You: I don't think a drinks gonna cut it this time, looks like I finally screwed up big time with this one, doesn't seem like I could get him drunk enough to forget this.

Tserriednich:

-Him: I don't suppose she'd be the best at taking a bullet considering her size, though she strikes my fancy. Perhaps I'll see what happens with this one.

-You: He's a terrible man, with money rolling in from less than legal sources, who's destined to slaughter or be slaughtered by his siblings. High risk high reward to say the least, something I'm not unfamiliar with, but a promotion right out of the get go? Off putting to say the least...

Shalnark:

-Him: The one time I don't bring my gaming console to a meeting!! Damn it! What can I have autographed?? Would it be weird to ask for her to sign my shirt? Keep it cool Shalnark, keep it cool!

-You: He seems sweet enough, at least he's not as scary looking as some of these guys. Wouldn't wanna meet this lot in an alley. Though he looks oddly familiar... thought I can't place it...

Feitan:

-Him: She'd gonna get me beaten if this goes on, damn, damn, damn! Shut your stupid mouth!!

-You: Maybe he'll help me find Mama and Papa? At least I'll have someone if I stay with him.

Kite:

-Him: She's small, malnourishment has probably stunted her growth, she shouldn't be going around giving food away to people... but I don't think I'll live if I don't accept this, what the animals have brought me isn't enough... I can make it up to her when I have the energy, then it'll be okay for me to take this.

-You: He won't live long if he doesn't eat, the bruises look painful... Maybe if I brought him some food he'd let me stay with him? It's better than staying alone in this place, I don't think I can mange on my own anymore. Begging doesn't work now that I'm getting older.

Hisoka:

-Him: Nothing screams threatening, and yet I can't shake the feeling that I should be exited. Perhaps if I pressed a few buttons she'd snap at me, and give me a glimpse of her temper.

-You: This asshole's an absolute weirdo, with some freaky fetishes goin' on. What those kids want anything to do with him for I don't wanna know, maybe I really should try to dissuade them...? But I wanna see Gon punch his lights out so badly.

Illumi:

-Him: What is that? Why is her face doing that?? Is she asserting dominance...? Mikay bears his teeth to assert dominance as well? But her eyes are too sparkly to be threatening, and her teeth aren't nearly sharp enough to be intimidating? Maybe she's choking?

-You: I have only seen glimpses of Master Illumi in passing, it's likely he doesn't know who I am yet, it would be presumptuous of me to introduce myself... I think a simple greeting should be appropriate?

Kirapika:

-his: why is she running?
-Your's: I need his help

Killua:                   

-his: How in the world did she get here and how is she petting mike!?
-Your's: who is he?

Gon:         
           
-his: oh no i should apologize I ran into her after all
-Yours: He seems nice so I won't be rude but he should be more careful