Hunter x Hunter Boyfriend Scenarios & One Shots

When x Your x Being x Annoying

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Chrollo:

-Your a very calm person for the most part
-So usually on the rare occasion that your being annoying Chrollo finds it mildly endearing in the beginning
-Though he quickly losses interest especially if you interrupted his reading
-But he's come to understand that if your pestering him that their is something that you want from him
-Rather than just simply wanting to annoy him for the fun of it
-And he would rather simply give you that particular thing than entertain your pestering
-Once he's done enjoying your poking and prodding he'll typically sigh and shut his book turning to you
-"What is it that you want darling?" He'll ask giving you a moment of his full attention
-And anything that you could say he'll give to you or promise to get for you in exchange for the cancellation of your annoying behavior

Tserriednich:

-You most certainly don't have a very annoying personality per say
-In fact it's rather quite the opposite
-Your not irritating to Tserriednich in the least
-Your never in his way
-Never interrupt him over trivial matters
-Refrain from speaking unless spoken to
-Your the ideal bodyguard
-But being that your more than just his bodyguard
-He wishes that you'd randomly start up a conversation every now and agin
-Pester him about something or ask for a bathroom break at least
-Though he is appreciative of the fact that your aren't a whiny or demanding woman
-He wishes you would annoy him more than you do
-About the only thing that you've done that causes him irritation
-Is the fact that you don't irritate him and refuse his gifts

Shalnark:

-Shalnark is under the impression that you are the closest thing possible to the "perfect human"
-Their are exactly two and only two things that you do that annoy him
-other than those two things nothing that you do could annoy him
-The first thing is that you are the loudest typer ever
-You could be writing an email making a post and all shalnark can hear is
-"Click cLicK clICk CliCk cLicK CLick clICK-"
-It drives him absolutely nuts
-And so he got you a pad to put over your key board in hopes it would muffle the noise
-It didn't
-The second thing that annoys him is that you always win
-Shalnark plays with you constantly and yet he's only ever beaten you once
-And that was only because he'd cheated messing with you and distracting you as you were playing
-He can't wrap his head around how your so good at video games and it annoys him to no end

Feitan:

-Feitan doesn't tolerate annoyances in any form
-Someone's screaming too loud? Gag them
-Won't stop flailing around? Bind them
-You won't stop messing with him? Locks himself in a room
-He often gets quite fed up of your shenanigans
-He's not a very patient person to begin with
-So if your pestering him just because your bored of waiting for the rest of the troupe to show up for a mission he wont stand for it
-He doesn't know how to make you stop being annoying without hurting you or your feelings
-And so instead he takes himself out of the situation ignoring you from inside a locked room
-It's the nicest way he knows how to tell you to "Leave him the fuck alone"
-Usually you just resign to wailing outside the door for a minute before giving up and just waiting there til he comes back out
-He'll strait up pretend you don't exist until he's satisfied that you've stop being annoying
-And Feitan finds plenty of things that you do annoying

Kite:

-Kite isn't very easily annoyed
-But he won't put up with stupidity or anything that could get someone hurt or put in danger
-Despite this stance sometimes you still have a difficult time grasping that cute doesn't always mean friendly
-And that if you can't ID an animal than you shouldn't approach it
-It's one thing about you that Kite finds rather annoying
-Considering how many times he's had to bandage your arms because you just "Wanted to pet it"
-At this point in your relationship the moment he spots a cute animal he doesn't recognize all he says before redirecting you is "No."
-Before you've even had the chance to ask to pet it
-He's tired of seeing how many scars you've accumulated because of your unique ability to find dangerously cute species of animals
-Sometimes he feels bad for refusing you but he's afraid that one day you'll be seriously hurt
-Or fears that he'll have to add another pointless kill to his credit because you recklessly approached something you couldn't identify
-He finds it especially annoying that even now you still haven't learned your lesson even after being bitten, scratched, and poisoned

Hisoka:

-Very rarely does Hisoka find you annoying
-More often than not he's the one annoying you
-The only thing that does get on his nerves though is when you pretend to be pleasant and demure
-By which I mean in social settings such as floor master panels or meet and greets your personality seems to disappear
-Hisoka loves the fiery sarcastic and mildly narcissistic you
-The version of yourself that isn't afraid to cuss him or someone twice you size out
-Or deck someone in the face for looking at you the wrong way
-So when he's around you seeing you engage in small talk and pleasantries
-Complimenting other girls outfits and hair
-Accepting reporters rude questions with a practiced smile
-It pisses him off and drives him nuts and he finds it entirely dull
-He hopes that someday one of em's gonna piss you off so badly that you just completely loose your shit
-And he looks forward to that day

Illumi:

-Illumi has expressed to you that annoyance is one of the feelings that he experiences
-He explained once by giving examples
-1) Someone begging for their life and telling him that they have a family is annoying
-2) Pain is annoying
-3) People who talk too much and too high pitched are annoying
-4) Breaking routine is annoying
-You figured that even though some of these things that Illumi described as annoying have a bit more weight than just "annoying"
-It was a good step towards helping him differentiate the difference in some of his emotions
-So you asked him if he could tell you in the moment when he feels annoyed by something
-So that you could help him understand if he was truly annoyed or weather he felt a stronger emotion
-Though you were surprised one evening when he suddenly told you "That's annoying"
-You looked to him for a moment not quite understanding
-"What's annoying Illumi...?" You asked curiously
-"That" he said looking directly at the caller of your uniform which you hadn't realized had been turned up
-"Oh, well yes, I suppose that would be annoying" You reasoned brushing your caller down
-"Do you often find things like that annoying Master Illumi?" You asked
-"Tags on clothing, mismatched socks, rolled up sleeves?" You explained
-"Yes" He nodded "It's quite annoying"
-Though aside from some of your wardrobe malfunctions Illumi typically doesn't find you annoying

Kirapika:

-Kirapika knows you'll only bug him when he's working If he's seriously given you no attention
-so once he realizes your just trying to get his attention he'll promise you he'll finish in a few minutes
-then when he does finish what ever he was doing he spends quality time with you

Killua:

-Killua doesn't think it's cute or funny when your being annoying
-so to make you stop he'll tickle you until you surrender to the "All Mighty Killua The Grate"
-that always seems to make you stop pestering him

Gon:

-when every you annoy Gon it always turns into a companion of who can annoy each other the most
-in the end neither of you win because the hole thing gets on killuas nerves and he shuts you both up