Hunter x Hunter Boyfriend Scenarios & One Shots

Hisoka x badass reader

(U) prospective

I continue to walk down the street talking to illumi over the phone "so how are things going with the hole hunter thing? You got the license right? Is it any good? Or was it just a waste of time?" I ask illumi "it wasn't much fun but I made a friend and the license sometimes comes in handy but there's really no use for it" he says "oh? You made a friend? I thought I was the only one!~" I pout "your my best friend he's just a pervert who I ask for favors and in return I'll do him favors" illumi says "so he's another stalker?" I ask "yeah pretty much" he says "geez! Why do we always attract stalker-" suddenly I'm pulled into an allyway and pined to the wall by a guy with a smirk plastered on his face and I just smile at his idiocy "you'v made a very bad mistake you wanna know why?" I ask with an "innocent" smile "hmm?~ why?~" he asks the smirk not leaving his face and I smile kicking him in the crotch "because you messed with the wrong woman bastard!" I glare walking out of the ally leaving him on the ground but I'm stoped by a tall man wearing a color full out fit and face paint making him look like a clown "and who the hell are you?" I glare "hmm!~ so feisty! I like you my little fruit I'll see you soon~" he smiles and disappears 'just grate!' I think continuing to walk down the street "what was that all about? You ok?" Illumi asks "oh yeah it's nothing just another pervert and a stalker no big deal any way I'm almost there you have a table?" I ask "yeah" he says "ok then I'll be there shortly" I say hanging up and walk into the cafe I'm meeting illumi at to see him sitting down at a table and I sit down across from him "so you got the next mission planed out?" I ask and he nods "who's many target? You think I can handle it solo?" I question "no it's a two person gig Me and one other person will be comeing with you there's bound to be more then hundreds it's less of a risk of you getting hurt it's more of a we don't need any witnesses so it'll be a stealth mission" he says and I smirk "when I'm I even not stealthy?" I ask sarcastically "last time we had a mission like this you fell off a tree and we're swarmed by puppy's" illumi says "*sigh* and you still don't get sarcasm" I say "any way when's the mission?" I ask taking a sip of (tea/coffee/breakfast drink) "tomorrow we'll meet up at town square and deal with things from there" illumi says "sounds like a plan" I say and he stands up "what? Not staying to eat? Am I not cool enough for you?" I ask "iv got to go back to the estate apparently the dog got out agin" he says calmly "didn't he kill like a hundred or something people last time?" I ask and illumi nods before walking to the door "what an odd ball" I say watching him leave "an odd ball indeed" the guy from earlier says appearing in the seat infront of me making me spit out the (tea/coffee/breakfast drink) "what in the hell! Why are you hear stalker!!" I shout wiping my face with a napkin "you may want to be a little more quiet~ your drawing a lot of attention~" he says and I glare at him "who the hell are you and why are you following me?" I ask coldly "wouldn't you like to know~" he taunts disappearing "fucking perverted clown freak" I murmur walking out of the cafe and back to my apartment

You'v back at your apartment

I walk into my room and take out some of my cloths putting on some pants and a sports bra 'I'll go train' I think walking to the gym and entering the Eerily empty training room 'odd...' I think but ignore it and the fact that I feel like I'm being watched time skip 2 hours you'v been working out now grate job! I finish lifting the hevyest wait exhaling and putting the thousand pound wait on the group shattering the tiles beneath it "ok clown fuck why are you following me it's getting really old" I say and the maroon haired clown from earlier walks out of the shadows "what a sharp little fruit!~ I'd like to play a game! Hmm!~ hide a seek maybe!~ hmm? Actually I like the sound of a game of tag!~" he smirks before disappearing agin and apears behind me "your it!~" he purrs making me shiver and I turn swiftly on my heal but he disappears agin 'stupid clown pervert! I'm not playing your fucking lame ass game!' I think garing and walking back to my room I reatch into my pocket to get my key but take out a playing card

With 'let's play' writen on it "GOD DAME IT GIVE ME MY KEY'S!!!" I scream into thin air 'god I'm gonna kill that fucked up clown when I find him!' I think stomping down the apartment complexes corridor and after hours of searching I give up sitting on the ground in front of my door sliding down onto the ground with a thud "looking for me? Finally gave up?~" an all to framiyar voice coo's and I look up glaring "give.key.now." I warn and he smiles with excitement 'fucked up clown bastard' I think glaring and he smirks tossing me my key witch I catch standing up unlocking my apartment and walking inside slamming the door in the clowns face "stalker" I say flopping down onto the couch "stalker? I'm offended" a voice rings "GOD! GET THE FUCK OUT IF MY APARTMENT!!!" I shout glaring at the clown "aww?~ but I wanted to-" "what ever you want you can go find some place els now get.Out." I glare opening the door "well.... by for now my little fruit~" he says and disappears "god! Why do I always attract perverted stalkers like him?!" I say sitting on the couch 'I'm tired' I think walking into my room and falling onto the bed into a deep slumber ignoring the creepy feeling that I'm being watched time skip morning my alarm rings and I roll of the bed landing on the floor with a grown "why good morning sun shine~" "WHAT IN THE HELL GET OUT YOU PERVERT!!!" I yell throwing pillows at the clown who catches them with a smile "I made breakfast" he says and my head perks up "breakfast?..... like.... food?" I ask going into the kitchen to find pancakes eggs and bacon i stair at it skeptically "it's not poisoned is it?" I ask poking the stack of pancakes "no silly~ why would i poison my own fruit?" He asks as I sit down "ok get it strait I'm not your fruit I'm (u) so you should tell me your name pervert" I say stuffing my face with food "my names Hisoka~ it's a plesiosaur~" he says and my phone starts to ring I look down to see it's illumi "hmm? Who?" Hisoka asks as I pick up ignoring his question "hay Illum-" suddenly my phone's taken from me "I asked a question I don't like being ignored (u)~" he says "geez! It's just a friend! It's important now give it back! And get out!" I say jumping up trying to get the phone back while he just smiles at my childish attempts "god! Fuck you! It's illumi! Now give me my god dame phone!" I shouts jumping up and down "hmm!~ here you go dear~" he smiles handing me my phone "IM NOT YOUR DEAR! ENOUGH WITH THE PET NAMES!!" I yell "(u)? What was that? Are you with someone?" Illumi asks "oh just a pervert" I say glaring at hisoka who smiles playing with some cards on my living room floor making him self comfortable "you have a pervert friend too?" Illumi asks "well I wouldn't call him a friend" I say "oh? Mines pretty weird" illumi says "wait...... pleas tell me your perverted friend doesn't have maroon hair and look's like a clown? Who seems to be a perverted clown jerk faced lier cheating son of a bitch play boy bastered?" I ask hopefully "Yes that about sums him up why?" Illumi asks "Because the mother fuckers on my living room floor playing with card's-_-" "oh.... so you know Hisoka then?" Illumi questions "yeah why?" I ask "he'll be joining us on our next mission" illumi says "HE'LL WHA!?!?!" I scream into the phone

Hisoka prospective

(u) hangs up the phone and marches over to me making my card tower fall "get.the.fuck.out.now." She says pointing to the door "aww!~ your no fun~" I pout walking to the door "AND STAY OUT!" She yells as I exit the apartment and sit infront of the door playing with my cards time skip your ready for your mission with illumi and the clown perv the door opens and (u) walks out throwing a bag off stail cereal at my face and I catch it examining the bag "sorry I ate all the food you made and that was all I had" she says walking past me and I smile following her "aww!~ your adorable you know!~" I smile playing with her hair and she slaps my hands away 'my that stung~' I think smiling "don't touch me pervert" she glares

Illumi prospective

I look in the distance and see (u) and Hisoka walking side by side (u) glaring and looking miserable as Hisoka pokes her cheek "uh?....." "don't.ask" (u) glares