Rant 114: Read my profile, damn it!

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THIS IS A RANT THAT WILL INVOVLE LOTS OF CAPS.

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Before you message me....If you're a random person I don't know on wattpad.

READ.MY.PROFILE.

If you're asking me to read a original story while on my TFASGAwriter account:

NO.

I read original stories on THIS account, and read the ones that are up MY STREET.

Yes, someone recently messaged me on my TFASGAwriter account asking me to read a original story.

They didn't read my slagging profile; about reading for read. 

Because even if you message me to read those stories; I WILL SUSPECT THE INEVITABLE. 

HELL NO, YOU GOT A OVER WORRIED PARANOID MAD GIRL ON YOU.

I will slagging suspect you, I will be basically a Sherlock Holmes (The Robert Downey Jr Movie version) who'll read YOUR PROFILE,read your BLURBS, Message board, and how many stories you have. I will be judgmental on my part. I will make my own very based biased determination ON YOU AS A PERSON. I will not tell you what I think. You will never  have known I did that because I OBSERVED and replied  saying 'No.', 'read.my.profile'.,'That is not up my street'' or something like that.

Your replies will not help my perspective on you.

I WILL NOT LOSE MY SUSPECTION AND NEVER WILL READ YOUR STORY

BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A..Hhm...what's that word? Oh yeah, I don't know. You make me feel like one of those people who has to help in getting you fame but through the fan-fiction angle INSTEAD of the original angle.That is one of the most rudest thing in history. Go ask someone else who doesn't have a '2 accounts thing for fan-fiction and original fiction'.

DO YOU THINK I AM GOING TO READ YOUR STORY NOW?

NO.

Don't message me to read original stories on MY FAN-FICTIONAL ACCOUNT.

READ MY PROFILE before you ever click that send button.

Instead send it to some other innocent wattpader, slag it!

 Do you know how disrespectful that is to message someone WITHOUT SLAGGING READING THEIR PROFILE IS? That is making a bad image of yourself on me(and probably to all who get the message and have a thing on their profile having the 'No read for read' thing), and, I probably won't be your friend right after that has happened.

Come on, asking me to read a original story ON MY FAN-FICTION ACCOUNT.

What is WRONG with you?

End rant.

You don't need to vote.

But, if you want to vote, just vote if you feel the same way when people message you asking you to read stuff and you get suspicious this is an undercover  version of a read for read.

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