Not funny.... that would break ppl's hearts!

211 21 9
                                        

Leo: Annabeth's pregnant

Percy: WHAT?!! WE NEVER SLEP TOGETHER YET!!! How DARE you cheat on PERSASSY?!! You are in BIG trouble, WISE GIRL! NO ONE cheats with the GOD OF SASS!

Coach Hedge: WHAT?!! Why, you little scoundrel of a cupcake! *Glares at Annabeth*

Percy: Who's the dad, ANNABETH?!!

Piper: I don't see a baby bump

Annabeth: I'm not pregnant... I've never slept with anyone in my whole life! (Stables don't count!)

Leo: HAHAHA! I WAS JUST KIDDING! HOLY HEPHAESTUS! You shoulda seen the look on your face, Percy

Percy: VALDEZ! NOT FUNNY! *Glares at Leo*

Annabeth: I thought it was. Your face was like 'DERP!'

Percy: VALDEZ GET BACK HERE! *Chases Leo*

Leo: Why am I always the one getting chased?

Percy: Because you're the only IDIOT here!

Annabeth: Are you SURE, Seaweed Brain?

Demigod Posts ✔ Where stories live. Discover now