Infelicity [P. Parker x Reader]

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Peter's POV:

School's over, which means I finally get to go out and be Spider-man.

Today, I stopped a bike robbery and got to ride on top of a train. It was pretty cool! Maybe even Nova will be out tonight and we can talk again. I haven't seen her since before school started. Maybe she's just been busy or in other parts of New York.

At the moment, I was standing on a roof by the train station and heard someone shout, "Hey! You're that spider guy from YouTube, right?"

"Call me Spider-man!" I shouted back.

"OK, Spider-man. Do a flip!" The street vendor dude called back.

Aight, easy enough. I did a flip for the man and he responded with an excited 'Yeah!'.

Afterwards, I was trying to stop a car robbery and was getting yelled at because it was actually the guy's car. An older man I recognized as our janitor shouted down from his window, "Don't make me come down there, punk."

That must be (Y/N)'s building. She mentioned he lived in the same building as her.

"Hey, Stanley! How you doing?" Is that Ms. Farina? The amazing tiramisu maker?

"Katalina, how are you? How's your mother?" Mr. Stanley asked back.

"Aw, well, you know, as cranky as always. By the way, have you seen (Y/N) lately? She hasn't popped in in a while for some tiramisu."

"No, not since school started back up."

"Well then maybe you'd like to come over for some tiramisu!"

Sending in my nightly report to Happy was the same as usual. I get back to my fire escape and grab my smashed down number five with pickles as a snack. He didn't answer, but I gave the report to him anyway. I really want to go on a real mission soon.

I noticed my web supply was a little low, so I popped it out to put another one in, but it started to fall to the ground. Fumbling, I was able to grab it before it fell and noticed I'm standing directly on the bars of my fire escape.

There's a mumble of guy voices in the distance and I saw them walking into an indoor ATM.

"Finally, something good."

(Y/N)'s POV:

I decided tonight would be a good night to go out and patrol the city.

Happy and a ton of the movers were taking things out of Stark Tower to be transported upstate. I had already left the tower. I was living upstate on the weekends, and Tony was now allowing me to stay in Dad and my old apartment in Brooklyn so I could continue going to Midtown. Good thing I can travel through portals.

Most of Brooklyn seemed to be under control, so I headed towards a neighboring area where Underoos seemed to hang around.

Not far from the street I'm on, I saw a couple of guys in the cheap Avengers masks walking into an ATM building with huge weapons. I've never seen anything like that before.

I started mumbling to myself as I got a closer look, "What the fu-"

Oh shit! That's Peter going in through the front door. How stupid could he be? Alright, clearly this boy can't be serious. He's going to need some back-up.

I made a portal from behind where the dudes were holding their weird guns at Peter and stepped into the small space.

"Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here?" Spider-man asked. He then punched the Iron-man and Thor masked men by webbing them in the face. "Thor," He used Thor's elbow to punch the Hulk. "Hulk, nice to finally meet you guys."