Chapter 10

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A wet tongue attacks my face as I groan and push Buttercup's face back away. He happily barks as I slowly come into consciousness. "Damn you" I say to him as he continues to lick my face. "I was having a wonderful dream of ruling Gotham" He just barks again and jumps off my bed, trotting out the door. Rolling my eyes, I pull back the covers and step onto the floor. I fix my tank top and pull down my leggings that have managed to hike up all the way to my thighs. How, I don't know. I stretch my arms out and run a hand through my hair. "Marah!" I hear Joker yell from downstairs.

what does he want now?

"Coming!" I yell back and slide down the banister into the kitchen. "Yes father?" I say with a smirk. He grimaces at the use of 'father'. He hates when I call him that, so naturally, that's all I call him. "Don't call me that" he snaps at me and I just smile innocently. "Some one's testy today" I say nonchalantly and head for the pantry. I skim until I find my favorite cereal but when I pick up the box, I find it's empty. Frowning, I turn to Joker and ask, "What happened to the Lucky Charms?" He smirks happily and replies with, "I ate them, of course" This is the problem with sharing your favorite cereal with a family member, you are constantly battling for it. I throw the empty box at his smirking face and spin on my heel, heading towards the door. "Where are you going?" he asks from behind me as I pull on my white converse and leather jacket. "Getting more lucky charms of course! Breakfast just isn't breakfast without it!" I give him a 'duh' look and he just chuckles. "You're insane"
"Well I was raised by you"
"Touché" he smirks at me as I pull open the door. "Love you!" I call back at him as I pull the door shut. I hear a "You too!" but it was muffled by the door. I smile as I make my way towards the city. Thinking as I walk, I realize Joker never told me what he called me down for. I make a mental note to ask him about that when I return. Walking into the nearest store, I instantly head for the cereal aisle. I skim until I find the last box of lucky charms. Feeling satisfied, I reach for it but is stopped short when it is pulled off the shelf by some one else. My head snaps in their direction as I glare daggers at them. My eyes meet an extremely attractive male, about my age, with a devilish smirk dancing across his lips. His black hair was styled in a messy look and his blue eyes were raking up and down my body. "Like what you see hun?" I say with a smirk. "Indeed" he licks his lips gently and I glance down at the box of cereal he is holding. "So, how are we gonna settle this?" I say with an annoyed expression. I just wanted to get home and eat breakfast, is that to much to ask for? Apparently because the guy started stroking his invisible beard as he pondered over the question. I suppressed a giggle at his ridiculous pose and he cocked his head to the side. "What is it cupcake?"
"Cupcake? Really?" I say and fold my arms across my chest. "What? It suits you" he replies with that utterly sexy smirk placed on his lips. "How so?" I say and bit my lip, checking out his decently built body. Like me, he is wearing a leather jacket and converse. He is wearing a plain, red t-shirt under his jacket and a pair of dark blue skinny jeans that just completed the 'my type' look. "Cupcakes look delicious, and so do you" he takes a step forward and crashes his lips on mine. I don't resist. In fact, I kiss him back. I wrap my arms around his neck as he drops the cereal box and places his hands on my ass, pulling my body closer to his. idiot. I quickly pull away and snatch up the lucky charms on the floor. I take a few steps away from this stranger, a smirk on my lips. He looks absolutely dumbfounded for a second before he puts on an amused expression. "Well played" he says and crosses his arms across his chest. I bow slightly, "Thank you" I stand back up and wink at him. "See yah around puddin"
"I plan on it" he says and I walk out with the unpaid for cereal.
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I skip all the way back home, happy I finally get to eat breakfast. My curiosity about what Joker had to say to me has returned and I am eager to find out. I reach home and swing open the door. "Honey I'm home!" I yell into the house and Harley pops her head out of the bathroom, a toothbrush sticking out of her mouth. "Hello mother" I say and walk into the kitchen, pulling out a bowl. She grimaces at the use of 'mother'. She pulls out her toothbrush and snaps back with, "Don't call me that!"

ahh just like Mistah J.

I snicker and pour my cereal just as Joker walks in. He quickly kisses Harley on the cheek and I make a gagging noise. He smirks and just to piss me off, pulls harley in for a make out session. It grossed me out even more cause Harley had toothpaste oozing out of her mouth. "Ok ok I get it!" I say and hold up my hands to block them from my vision. Joker pulls away and swallows the toothpaste in his mouth. oh I think i'm gonna puke.

I shudder and grab the milk from the fridge to pour on my cereal. "Finally! Took yah long enough" Joker says as he grabs the box of lucky charms off the counter and proceeds to make a bowl for himself. "Well I hope it was worth it cause I had to kiss some one to get it" I say with disgust and shovel a spoonful in my mouth. "Although now that I think about it, he wasn't a bad kisser" I say and smirk at the memory. Joker stops pouring his milk and looks over at me. "You...what?" he said it like it was the craziest thing he has ever heard. "I had to kiss a guy to get the cereal. Problem?" I say and raise my eyebrow at him. He just shakes his head and mutters something about boys having cooties. I chuckle and then remember my mental note. "Oh hey, what was it you called me down here for this morning?" I ask. He places a spoonful of cereal in his mouth and thinks about what it was. "Oh!" he says with his mouthful. "jsleiwndocbsjaosvdieroetbeowiefto" he says but I didn't understand a word. "Swallow!" I yell at him as he rolls his eyes but never the less, swallows his bite. "I said, I have a mission for you" A smile over took my face at the mention of 'mission'. I squealed and clapped my hands together. "Yes! it has been to long since I've gone on a mission!" I say excitedly and take another bite of cereal. Joker smiles at me and then proceeds to tell me about the mission. "Ok so, I am planning this big heist. But, I need one last person to do something very important" Joker smirks excitedly and I can't help but get excited with him.
"I take it that this 'one last person' is me?" I ask and take another bite. He nods, his evil glint in his eye returning. "So what do I need to do pops?" I say as I finish my cereal. He scowls at me but ultimately ignores my comment. "I need you, to kill Batman" My jaw falls slack and I drop the bowl I was holding. It crashes to the floor with a bang, not breaking because it was metal. "I-i get to...what?" Excitement begins to bubble up inside me and I can't stop the wicked grin that takes over my face. Joker smiles proudly. "You heard me" I jump up and down, squealing like an idiot. "Oh my gosh thank you thank you thank you!" I run over to him and wrap my arms around his tall figure. "Yes yes yes oh my gosh thank you I love you I love you I love you!!" I can't stop smiling and I pull away from the bewildered Joker. I clear my throat and get my excitement contained. "Right, ok. I can do that" I say to him as he pats my head with a smile on his face. "I love you too" He bends down and kisses the top of my head. "We have a meeting over the plans tomorrow so the house will be packed. No going out, you have to be there. Got it?" I nod my head vigorously, a huge smile still plastered on my face. "I'm still recruiting for minor roles so I won't be back until late. You ladies have fun!" he says and exits the house. Harley comes out of the bathroom and leans against the doorframe, a smirk covering her face. "So, you kissed some one?" she says cockily and I can't help but laugh.

a/n:
picture of Marah on the side played by Willa Joanna Chance Holland (: i think it's a good pick <3

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