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𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 - 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚

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It was 11 pm on a Saturday night, and Class 1-B was parting hard at Tetsutetsu's house. Kendo had left two hours ago due to her ridiculous self-regulated curfew, taking with her the big sister guidelines. As soon as she stepped out the door, Tetsutetsu had broke out the vodka, taking shots with Monoma until they were wildly drunk. If Kendo was here, she'd be quick to reprimand them with a few big-handed smacks, but she wasn't, and the party was full-on crazy.

Tetsutetsu, who's parents were out of town for the weekend, stood onto of the coffee table, belting out the lyrics to a Billie Eilish song. "I'm the baaaaaaad guuuuuyyyyyyy," he crooned.

At the top of his lungs, Monoma and a few other members of class-B yelled, "DUH!"

"HEY, NEITO! I got an idea," Tetsutetsu slurred at his friend.

"Yahhh?" Monoma shouted over the music.

Babbling drunkenly, the silver-haired boy said, "This song makes me think of whatsisname with the purple mop... Shinso?"

Monoma nodded his head way too hard, the whole room spun. Billie Eilish sung, "I like when you get mad..."

"I got a dare for you!"

"Huh, like what?"

"If you get Eye-bags to fall in love with you before the semester ends... I'll give you 22700 yen! (300 Australian Dollars)"

Monoma shook his head, "That freak? In a month? Nah, man."

"Come on, I'll make it 37800 yen! (500 Australian Dollars)" Tetsutetsu begged.

Monoma took a swig from the bottle and considered it. "Eh... why not? I've got nothing to lose," he agreed. "Okay."

"It'll be funny, man."

☂

The next morning, Monoma awoke in his own house. His head throbbed with a vicious hangover.

Rushing into the bathroom, stumbling blindly, he made it to the toilet bowl just in time to puke a rancid stream of vomit. "Ugh." He ran the back of his hand over his mouth and retreated back to his bedroom. His mouth tasted acidic and foul.

The time on his phone read 11:47 am. Half the day was wasted. There was a message from Tetsutetsu:

dont 4get last nite. u, hitoshi, and ¥ 37800

Monoma sighed wearily. Just how stupid was he when drunk? Agreeing to get the Class 1-C villain to fall in love with him? Sure, he could use the money... and it might be kinda fun to lead the other guy along... okay, not such a bad decision, he decided.

Monoma flopped back onto his bed. Might as well get some more sleep.