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𝔉𝔩𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 101

 "... and flick your eyes down then back up quickly."

After the cinema trip, at Kendo's house, she was lecturing Monoma on what she called 'Flirting 101'. Tetsutetsu was happily third-wheeling, snacking on potato chips.

"Eh? What the hell is this anyway," Monoma whined.

"It's the 'look'. Do it to me."

Monoma gazed into Kendo's big eyes, flitted his eyes downward suggestively, then looked back up. "Like that?"

"Try it again, but bite your bottom lip slightly. And try to look more longing."

"Ugh, fine." Chewing on his lower lip, he repeated the process.

"Wow..." Kendo said appraisingly. "If I didn't know how annoying you were, I'd date you based solely off that look."

Sonoma let the backhanded comment slide. "How do you know all this stuff?" He wondered.

"I get around."

"Practice asking him out now," Kendo bossed him. "With that look, okay?" She turned to Tetsutetsu. "TT, come here."

"Sure," he got up.

"Pretend to be Shinso. Monoma's going to ask 'you' out."

"Okay," he agreed easily.

Monoma squared his shoulders. "Okay..."

"I'm waiting, man."

The blond rolled his eyes. "This is weird."

"TT, show him how it's done," Kendo commanded.

Tetsutetsu's entire mannerism changed. He pushed Monoma onto the bedroom wall and slammed his fist beside the other boy. "You look hot today," he growled. Then his face broke into a grin. "Like that?" he asked Kendo.

"Sexy," she agreed. "But that's not Mono-kun's style... Hey, Mono, you okay?"

Monoma was slightly in shock. "Uhh, Tetsu... that was really good. No homo."

"Yes homo."

"Noooo."

Kendo interrupted their bickering. "Mono, just practise it in the mirror, or whatever. Make your move when it feels right. I can't teach you anymore."

"Thank God, bitch."

"Get lost, dicklick. I have homework to do," she shoved him and Tetsutetsu out of her room. "Buh-bye."