Billie Eilish X Male OC

backwards logic buffoonery

Finn: why aren't you two married yet?

James: bc billie has a boyfriend who isn't me

Billie: sorry :/

James: whatever.

Finn: bil hes literally perfect, he can sing, dance, hes an incredible actor, artist, he's an incredible multi instrumentalist, he's good at literally everything, he's the nicest smartest coolest person ive ever met, he speaks a billion languages, and hes highkey really cute 👀, the perfect man has been literally within arms reach your entire life how are you not seeing that??? Hes been there for you literally for you AND me for everything, every single bump in the road and you arent dating himmm???

Finn: I mean if i were gay i'd be fuckin all over him

James: aww finneas thank you so much 💜💜💜 ur so sweet

James: also if i weren't so open about being madly and desperately in love with billie i'd totally be all over you too 😭

Billie:...

Billie: i meannnnnnn

Billie: several points were made

Finn: do you even like Q?

Billie: well no not really
Billie: not like i like james anyway
Billie: i thought i did

James: gasp?

Finn: what the fuck kind of backwards logic buffoonery is this
Finn: nobody's putting a gun to your head forcing you to date him

Billie: i dont wanna be in a relationship with someone who im gonna lie to about loving so maybe i shouldn't be with q

Finn: !!!!!!!

James: i wouldn't wanna force you out of anything so if you still wanna be with Q thats ok
James: i just want u to b happy and i cant make any desicions for you so you do you :)

Finn: see? Nicest guy alive.

Billie: james come over i wanna talk 2 u

James: kk x

Finn: here we goooo

James knocked on the door three times, which he didnt need to do because he had a spare key but he didn't wanna just barge in uninvited. (Fuel to the fire of billie's theory That james is actually a vampire)

"Hi" he smiled softly once billie opened the door.

"Hey, c'mon innn" she smiled back

"Soooo," james spoke as they sat down, "how're um- how're you and Q" he said awkwardly

"Mh" she groaned in annoyance, rolling her eyes.

Chileee the dramatics...

"...alrighty then"

"Things are going bad, he cheated on me, i dont think i love him like i love you and it's just-"

"What the fuck! He cheated on YOU?! How is it that Q, who isn't even all that, i might add, cheated on you of all people, i am confused i am disgruntled and i am having a hard time understanding how a peice of shit can make an incredible girl like yourself feel like shit!"
James ranted, red painting his cheeks in anger.

"Don't trip, chill out, don't shit yourself, i didn't love him that much." She chuckled lightly.

"Can i say something, and i wanna preface this by saying, you know just as much as i do that i am deeply desperately in love with you and im not trying to hide that because it is what it is and its unhealthy for me to keep things bottled up, im getting off topic, but it is an objective fact that you have blossomed into the most beautiful incredible young woman and i am 1000% open to being in a committed relationship with you."

"..."

"That is all." He got up to leave

"Don't go!" She said pulling him into a hug, before getting on her tippy toes to leave a soft kiss on his lips.

Holyfuckingfuck
She thought

James brought his hand up to the side of her face, cupping her jaw slightly, deepening the kiss.

"Yay!"
"Woo!" Finneas and claudia cheered and clapped, leaning against the wall, making billie and james jump out of their skin.

Claudia had one of those party popper things that made loud noises in her mouth, buzzing it loudly throwing confetti in the air

Your feelings change like the weather 👀

They did it! They finally stopped denying their undying love for each other! (well lets be honest james was very open about being madly in love with billie soooo)

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Hey goobers, im sorry i havent been updating but im working on quite a lot so it might take a while

Maybe 30 or 40 chapters dead ass

Sorry ive been sad lately so sorry if my vibes are all wonky

Bye

Love you

:)

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