Billie Eilish X Male OC

on stage antics

Pov's switch around and im sorry about it but here you go

  Billie giving james a boner for 12 minnutes straight

Everytime billie played bitches broken hearts live she fucking knew that she'd get me all riled up on stage. She'd feel up all over herself and that fucking moan jesus christ.

James was sitting close to billie on the stage like he normaly did for ya know, moral support. And his legs were usually a little bit open but not manspreading. He hated when people did that. He loved it when billie did it though. He thought it was hot. And after bitches broken hearts, billie said "uhh ohhh" in a sing song voice and whispered into the microphone. "He has a bonerrr.. leave the stage you dirty boy!" billie said her mouth leaving the mic and pointing to the exit. The crowd laughed loudly. "It's not my fault you're hot" james said in defence. Billie hugged him and then pushed him off the stage. "Alright back to our thingy"

At the end of one of her songs, billie went over to james and bit his ear softly. The crowd went wild. "Billie is the only person who i have or will ever let bite my ear." James said while flusing a deep red. The croud laughed loudly. "What is it with you getting boners everytime i breath?!" Billie questioned loudly. "Well I'M SO SORRY that you're SO HOT" james responded while laughing. "SORRY" billie yelled back. The two broke out into laughter and billie kissed james' cheek making the crowd 'awwwww'

"Get a room" finneas said pretending to throw up. "Shut up finn" billie and james chuckled in unison.

On stage q and a
Idk dude i love writing these q&a things man

"WILL YOU BE MY PARENTS!?" Someone yelled. "Aight bet c'mon up here" billie chuckled. The crowd screamed as the small boy walked up shyly to the stage. "What's your name?" Billie asked. "Dorian" (ahaha my middle name bitchhhh) "oh my god he's so cute" james said under his breath but into the mic, making the boy smile. "How old are you?" James asked softly. "17" the boy responded. Billie giggled softly and said "bet gimmie your insta i'm your mother now" dorian's face lit up and typed in his instagram and accepted her request. "Bye doriannn" james said into the mic. "B-bye dad!" Dorian yelled back. The crowd coo'd at their antics. James followed dorian on insta as well. "Bye son we love you" billie said blowing him a kiss.

This tradition continued throughout their tours.

"Do you two love each other"
Somebody asked. "Of course we do the fuck you mean." The crowd screamed out as billie pulled james' face into a deep kiss that lasted for a bit before finn said "jesus fuck can you two quit eating eachother right now there are childeren here."
"Shut the fuck up finn!" Billie yelled while giggling, making the crowd laugh out loudly.

"Keep those questions coming"
Billie said while smiling 
"AHHH!" billie suddenly squealed. "What's wrong babe" james asked. "JASMINE FUCKIN MASTERS STARTED FUCKING FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM WHAT THE FUCK" billie screamed out doing a cute little happy dance. The crowd started screaming loudly.
Finn started playing a video Billie and james being cute for 26 minnutes straight on the screen behind them. Making the crowd go wild and make billie and james looked down and blushed.

3 hours later
"Aight so that's it for the show, thank you guys so much for coming out here tonight, uhhh, drive safe, look both ways, eat your vegatables, umm i love you all so much! thank you finneas, and thank you to my new son dorian, and thank you james for being here i love you" she said kissing james' cheek "byeeeeeee! I love you!!"
She rambled leaving the stage. I waved to the rest of the crowd and left the stage along with finn.

Bye