Billie Eilish X Male OC

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James:
💚Goober🖤

Billie:
💚Bil bob💙

💚Goober🖤: heyyyyyy

💚Bil bob💙: is that your normal hey, or the 'we're gonna fuck hey'?
Read At 11:54 PM

💚Goober🖤: shit biLLIE HELP MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP AHHH

💚Bil bob💙: what do you want me to do about it

💚Goober🖤:offer me support in my time of great need???

💚Bil bob💙: ummm ok
💚Bil bob💙: uhhh you can and will get through this??? Um you deserve better and a veterans discount for your immaculate strength and courage???

💚Goober🖤:ok i'm better now thank you.

💚Goober🖤: hey can we fuck or nah
Read at 9:30 PM
💚Goober🖤: pleaseeee
💚Goober🖤: billieeee😣

💚bil bob💙: calm down ass clown, im omw
💚Goober🖤: yAyyy 🙂🙂🙂💙

(Im stopping w the emojis im getting lazy sorry)

This part gets sad

Goober: billie?

Bil bob: yes bby

Goober:you can have anyone in the whole wide world literally ever, so why'd you choose me to date. Sometimes i feel like i'm dragging u down and stuff like im wasting ur time bc of all the shit ive gone thru so i just feel like im annoying u 25/8 . Also im not even all that, like im super ugly i look like a walking corpse, im not funny, im dumb and untalented, and you're talented, a genius, and the most beautiful person ive ever had the plesure to lay my eyes on so why are u with me.

Bil bob: james?

Goober: yes?

Bil bob: everytime i look at you i literally cum ur not ugly at all you're fucking gorgeous ur built like a greek fucking god, and how are you gonna say ur not talented or smart when u speak like a billion languages and ur brain is like a fuckin computer and youre a friggin multi talented artist and one of the best things about you is that you are so fucking kind and sweet and fucking modest and i always catch myself saying how can you be so perfect and not be a narcissist because if i were like you i'd take absolutley no shit and be all over myself 1000000%

Goober: do you really mean that?

Bil bob: i've never been more serious about anything ever

Goober: thank you so much babyyyyy ur so nice :')

Bil bob: hey James?

Goober: yes baby?

Bil bob: who choreographed an entire number for his little brothers drag show without ever having choreographed anything in his life?

Goober: i dont know
Goober: oh wait it's me :D

Bil bob: who was my german translator for an interview without knowing that he could speak german

Goober: meeee :))))

Bil bob: see youre a freakin genius and ur really cute and sweet and ur really funny and ur everything i've ever wanted in a boyfriend and i love you very very much

Goober: babyyyyy my praise kink is shook but thank youuuuuuuu
Goober: you know what ur everything ive ever wanted in a girlfriend bc ur so nice and ur so nice and ur rly pretty and i love u too :)))

Bil bob: 💚
Goober: 💙 :)

Hey guys im really sorry i made a post u can look at my profile its explaining why i cant really do anything rn and im really sorry

I love you

Please dont be mad

I love you

Stay safe
Wash your hands
Stay healthy
Take care of yourself
°☆• Oliver•☆°