Phil woke up and remembered that it was his birthday. Excited, he went out to the kitchen to make some cereal when he heard Dan call his name from the living room.
"What is it, Dan?" Phil asked. "Hey Phil! I have a huge surprise for you, can you guess what it is?" Dan asked. Phil walked into the living room. "Umm...a rainbow unicorn?" Dan smiled in excitement, he couldn't wait to show Phil what was inside. "Well, not quite, Phil." "Well, what is it?!" Phil asked, excited.
Dan handed Phil the small box with holes, just enough holes for a living thing to breathe. "Open it!" Dan squealed in excitement. Phil opened the present to reveal a small hamster inside. "Dan, this is amazing! Thank you so much! I'm going to name it...Susan!" Dan, pleased with Phil's reaction, responded "I'm glad you like it! I know you've been wanting it for a long time."
"I love it, thank you Dan." About this time he noticed the huge bulge in his pants. He tried to hide it, but wasn't sure if it was working.
"No problem, Phil! Umm... Phil, do you feel alright? You seem a bit flustered," Dan noticed. "Yeah, I'm fine, I just really need to go pee!" Phil said, hurriedly.
Dan wondered what was going on with Phil. Maybe he got a bit to excited. He sat down on the couch and waited.
Phil wondered why he had such a large erection. He had never been like...into hamsters or anything. He tried to think about other things to get rid of the erection but nothing was working.
It had been 20 minutes and Phil hadn't gotten out yet, so Dan decided to check on him.
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Hamsters and Houseplants: A Phan Fanfiction
FanfictionDan and Phil have strange attractions to everyday objects. They want to be normal and try to rid themselves of their fetishes. Will they succeed or fail miserably? Read to find out... (Created by Steph and Leah. Steph's Instagram: dangerdaysfrerard...
