Phil looked down at the hamster making cute little noises on his chest. His boner became giant. "Well Phil, how's that feel, huh?" Are you gonna throw the poor little fluffy adorable hamster off your chest, or are you gonna sit there like a coward!?" Dan laughed.
Phil picked up the hamster, which only made his erection larger, and ran to the living room with it. He put it back in the box and went back to Dan's room.
"Dan, I'm so sorry, I don't want this to ruin our friendship," Phil said. Dan sighed "I knew I should have never done that.... I guess I wanted revenge, but it doesn't feel so good now," Dan shrugged looking guilty. "Its okay Dan, I deserved it," Phil said.
"What do we do know? I mean we could go out any of these days and we'll see sexy houseplants and adorable hamsters, and what will we do then? We'll be in public and it'll be embarrassing!" Dan said. "I know! But I'm not sure what to do about it either," Phil answered.
"I'M SO FRUSTRATED," Dan said. "Its okay Dan, maybe if we calm down, we'll be able to figure something out," Phil replied. Dan walked over to Phil and sat beside him "You know, I like the feeling, but I don't want to be weird anymore Phil! I'm done with it," Dan said. "It's okay Dan, we're going to be alright," Phil replied, softly. He hugged Dan tightly. His boner got even larger, if that was possible. He got a strange feeling and started to slowly lick Dan's face.
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Hamsters and Houseplants: A Phan Fanfiction
FanfictionDan and Phil have strange attractions to everyday objects. They want to be normal and try to rid themselves of their fetishes. Will they succeed or fail miserably? Read to find out... (Created by Steph and Leah. Steph's Instagram: dangerdaysfrerard...
