Hamsters and Houseplants: A Phan Fanfiction

Dan's Idea

Dan enjoyed the feeling of Phil's moist tongue on his soft face and he moaned softly.

Phil was surprised that Dan liked it, but continued down his neck. Dan moaned even louder this time, the moan echoed through the room. Dan's boner got to it's absolute capacity and he saw that Phil noticed it. Phil moved his hands to Dan's back and licked around Dan's shirt collar. The movement of Phil's tongue sent shivers throughout Dan's body. He took one of Phil's fingers and started to bite it lightly hoping that it would arouse Phil.

Phil moaned and his boner was now as big as it could get. Phil started to slowly pull Dan's shirt up. Dan tried to stop Phil, he knew where Phil was going and he wanted to so badly but he decided not to. "Phil please stop," Dan said. Phil blushed and looked down. "Sorry Dan," Phil replied, ashamed.

"Look, we need to get help with these fetishes. I think I have an idea, but it's so crazy that it just might work," Dan said. "What's your idea?" Phil asked. "We get attracted to other things, make new fetishes." Dan said nervously, clearly knowing that Phil is going to think he's crazy.

"But how would we do that, Dan? And wouldn't we still be attracted to hamsters and houseplants? I mean, if you think its a good idea, then we can try it, but promise me you won't get frustrated if it doesn't work," Phil said. "Okay, I promise you," Dan said.

Phil smiled. "So what are we going to try and be attracted to?" Dan looked around and the first thing that popped up was furniture. "How about furniture?" asked Dan. "Um..okay, sure," Phil said.

"Phil you seem hesitant.... what's wrong?" Dan asked.

"Nothing, I was just wondering how we're going to do this" Phil answered.

Dan motioned to his wardrobe. "I think I'm going to start humping my wardrobe. I think it's best if you pick a piece of furniture yourself." "Oh, okay. I guess I'll pick the dresser." Phil said.

"Gosh Phil, we can only hope for the best and pray that this will work because if it doesn't, we'll look like total idiots," Dan said. "Yeah," Phil softly giggled.