Hamsters and Houseplants: A Phan Fanfiction

Discovering

Phil heard Dan knocking. "Are you alright Phil?" Dan asked. "Umm...yeah, I'm good. I just seem to be a little sick, but I'm fine," Phil answered, nervous.

"Phil, if anything is wrong you need to tell me right now," Dan said. Phil didn't really want to tell Dan what was wrong, but he was Phil's best friend and Phil had always been bad at lying. "Will you promise to never tell anyone in your entire life?" He asked dan. "Oh Phil, you know I'd never tell anyone, you're my best friend," Dan replied.

"Well, its kind of strange too," Phil said, still nervous. "Just open it Phil, we're all weird in strange ways," Dan said.

"Okay..." Phil opened the door. "When I looked at the hamster...it just kind of happened..." "Oh God," there was a houseplant right beside the sink in the bathroom. One of Dan's most weak spots. They aroused him so much that it was disgusting. "I know...its really strange...I shouldn't have said anything," Phil looked down, ashamed, but as he looked down, he noticed a very large bulge in Dan's pants too. "Oh shit," Dan said as he noticed what was happening to him.

Embarrassed, he ran to his room, where he found another houseplant.

Phil came after him. "Dan, what's wrong?" Phil asked. "No Phil, just leave. I can't let you see me like this. Just, ugh, please dispose of all the houseplants. NOW," Dan said, panting.

"Dan its alright, come on, just tell me. I won't make fun of you, you know that," Phil said softly. "No, Phil. I'm a monster right now, I..... don't want you to ever see me like this. You'll regret living with me. Just do as I say before it's to late," Dan replied. "Dan come on, I'm sure its not that bad," Phil walked around to the other side of the bed so he could see Dan.

Phil saw Dan's huge boner. "Well, the same thing's happening with me Dan. But..why is it happening to you?" Phil asked, curious.