Dan went over to his nightstand where his laptop was. "Okay Phil, you're giving me some ideas..." "Like what?" Phil asked. "Well...we simply go to Yahoo and ask!" Dan laughed. "Yeah, good idea!" Phil smiled. This seemed to be a ray of hope for them.
Dan quickly went to Yahoo and asked his question. "My name is Dan and my friend's name is Phil and we have extremely weird fetishes. I'm attracted to sexy houseplants and he likes adorable hamsters. We've tried everything from humping furniture, but it didn't work. What should we do?
P.S. Respond as soon as possible, we're desperate.
"Hopefully people respond soon," Phil said. "Yeah, hopefully... I don't want strangers on the Internet to think we're weird." "Yeah, and hopefully they'll actually try to help and not just make fun of us. I hate when people make fun of something that someone can't change about themselves," Phil replied.
*Ding!* Dan's laptop rang. "PHIL, WE GOT A RESPONSE OMFG I'M SCARED TO LOOK!" Dan burrowed into Phil's neck. "It's gonna be okay. Just let me look and if it's something bad, I won't read it out loud," Phil said, comforting Dan.
Dan handed Phil the laptop, accidentally touching his penis. Phil's erection grew larger and he quickly set the computer over his lap.
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Hamsters and Houseplants: A Phan Fanfiction
FanfictionDan and Phil have strange attractions to everyday objects. They want to be normal and try to rid themselves of their fetishes. Will they succeed or fail miserably? Read to find out... (Created by Steph and Leah. Steph's Instagram: dangerdaysfrerard...
