Hamsters and Houseplants: A Phan Fanfiction

Facing Fetishes

Phil walked in the room, ashamed of what he just did, but still glad he did it. Dan looked so cute with his even bigger erection. "OH GOSH, MY DICK JUST GOT HUGE WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW!?" Dan panicked. "WAIT, HOW THE HELL DID IT GET HERE?!" Phil came over and hugged Dan. "Just look the other way, Dan."

"NO, NO, PHIL GET IT OUT OF HERE, EVEN IT'S PRESENCE AROUSES ME I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M GOING INTO HULK MODE. GET IT OUT OF HERE QUICK PHIL!"

"Dan, I have to help you with your fetish," Phil said, but really he was just aroused by Dan when he was this way. "HELP ME THEN PLEASE, AHH GOD IT HURTS!" Dan said as he was ready to jump out the window, but not literally.

"Just..stay right there," Phil said, walking over to the houseplant and picking it up. Dan sighed in relief. "Thank you so much Phil. I appreciate the help." Dan said.

But to Dan's horror, Phil actually brought the houseplant closer to him. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PHIL!" Dan found his dick getting larger and it eventually ripped his boxers. Dan began to tug at his hair due to the sensation, it just wouldn't stop.

"Sorry...umm...I thought it might help if you were next to it for a while, but I was definetly wrong. I'll take it away now!" Phil said and took the houseplant out to the hall.

The sensation didn't stop, but Dan relaxed a bit "Don't you think I'm not angry at you! PHIL what you did was not okay," Dan said angrily. "Sorry! I don't know what I was thinking!" Phil apologized.

Dan got up from the floor and walked out the door. He went to the living room to get the hamster. On his way back to his room Dan thought about all the good times he had with Phil, but what he did was almost unforgivable. When he arrived to his room, Phil was sitting on his bed and without thinking, Dan threw the defenseless hamster at Phil, which landed on his chest.