Eric could never {Eric x rubber chicken}

mostly a chat fic because i'm lazy :,D

{A/N: why are people actually reading this- AND THANK YOU FOR ABOUT 30 READS}

–Eric's POV–

We have a group chat of the class and i could tell that a lot of people were on it.. I added Veronica to the chat.

                           ≠ c h a t .. f i c ≠

Fat ass: Oi i added the new girl to the chat >:I

---> Veronica has been added to the chat

Ginger kid: wOw wHeN dID tHe fAt aSs gEt gIrls?/?/?

Fat ass: stfu you nasty little ball of lumpy no dick ass bitch

Veronica: Hello!!

spaceman:ok

Veronica: . . . o k a y

spaz: AFJDKALDEFIDFNCVKLDFAJFIALKDFJEA

Veronica: I- is he having a stroke-

no_mom: nah he just acts like that- BEACH BEACH LET'S GO CATCH A WAVE BAE SAY WHAT THEY GONNA SAY HAVE A DRINK DRINK

Rich_man: damn.. he at it again-

                                                                   —Veronica's name is now rubber_gurl—

Rubber_gurl: THAT'S RUBBERPHOBIC {totally not based off of kiibo-}

I laughed at the remark.. she's pretty cute when she giggles..

slimjim: why hello there ;}

no_mom: S I M P . A L E R T

Rich_boy: child....

feminist:  ISTG THE MEN IN OUR CLASS BETTER STFU BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN ASK FARTMAN HOW IT FEELS HOE I WILL NO CAP

babe_E: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

hihi_d: F in the chat for wendy's sanity

                         –whole class other than wendy: F–

hihi_d: yUHhHh gEt IntO itT

no_mom: who showed her tiktok-

babe_E: i take full credit in making her life more fun ;)

Ginger kid: OW FUCK STAN'S THROWING UP AGAIN H E L P

hihi_d: f in the chat for kyle's poor poor shoes

                      –everyone (including kyle): F–

Emo: wE gOod

I saw the new girl giggling at the sight... am-am i crushing on a rubber chicken- is that how low my standers are?!

{TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUTTER'S INNOCENTS}

The bell rung signaling lunch was over.. guess i gotta face that tiny dick no family dumb as excuse for a fucking brain stupid teacher whore again...

{ AHAHAHA YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D UPDATE IT NOW DID YOU?!! THINK AGAIN YOUNG LAD AND LASSES AND THEYDIES I HAVE FOOLED YOU FOR THE LAST TIME- actually that's not true.. anyhow thank's again for reading my dumb shit :) }