Spider-Man & Co Oneshots

Intro/Welcome/Hello

HELLO FELLO KIDDOS OF MARVEL. And welcome to my new one-shot book about the MCU. I hope you enjoy your stay. I'll get you some tea and a treat. We have no peppermint though out of politeness for our beloved spider baby - nobody wants to hurt a hair on their body (Avengers + Co will kill us if we even get close).

As I said in the description, I own none of the characters whatsoever - they belong to Mr Stan 'The Man' Lee - who will be 3000ever in our hearts. In a sense, we all own the characters but I will be taking no credit for them. Some stories will be mine, some inspired by posts I find on the internet and I will do my best to credit every single person whose posts I use.

At the start of each chapter, I will be putting a trigger warning and what will be included in the chapter and a thing where I will put whatever ships are in the chapter. At the bottom will be a word count and maybe a message from myself. I won't add the TW/ships at the top of the crackers cus there normally mild and a mix of all of them. It will be something like this:

TW: -any trigger warnings e.g blood or negative thoughts-

Ships: -any present ships e.g Pepperoni or Stony-

CW: A small explanation of what is what may be included about here eg if something might be a little unclear in the chapter like if Peter lives with Thor (Peter is Asgardian) or if Bruce is not the Hulk. Hope you understand.

-insert Oneshot/crackter (crack chapter)/story-

Words: 69420 (not an actual number of words here lol too many to type for my lazy behind) Just to clarify, the word count is just for the story, not including the TW/ships at the top or the words/note at the end. Don't want so many amazing people to get confused.

A/N:

A nice note for all of the royalty reading (no matter if it's kings, queens, monarchs or jesters if you so wish). Not always present but may make a cameo sometimes.

I WILL NOT BE INCLUDING AND WHY:

Peter x anyone over the age of 18

It's outright paedophilia and I refuse to glorify it even in writing. If I do one like it (of which is unlikely), THEY WILL BOTH BE AROUND THE SAME AGE. So like, if I do a Peter and Wanda thing, Peter will either be 18 (or older) and Wanda will be 17 or a couple of years younger. {FYI, if you search up Wanda's age, it says she's 20 during both AIW and AE. Most of these will be after AoU but before CACW so she's 16-18[ish] - and Pete will be 16/17ish (depending on what it is - most commonly, he is 16 in everything - unless I say otherwise - just so you know). So no to Peter getting with the other Avengers. Again, this one is self-explanatory. Paedophilia and just outright wrong and gross. Like the others, I will most likely delete your comment and not fulfil your request - maybe some other person on the internet will, but not me.

Starker

So bad it deserves its own category. Gross, obvious and unnecessary. It's pedophilic. Poor Petey has lost enough father figures already and Tony is like a dad to him. So yes, IronDad and Spider-Son will be present but NO OTHER WAY.

Thoroki

Again gross, obvious and unnecessary. They are BROTHERS. It doesn't matter if Loki is adopted or not, it's still incest and needs I say more?

Spider-Pool/spidey-Pool

I do low-key ship it (I always see Peter as 18 or Wade as 17 whenever I do anything related - couldn't make our innocent bean do anything remotely illegal - too pure for that) but I understand how others find it horrible, gross, pedophilic and all of that so to keep it fair-game, I will not be including it. I might consider doing another one-shot book just about it if demand is high enough - but still.

T'Churi/Shualla

Basically T'Challa and Shuri. Not really sure of the ship name people have made for them. Gross. Same reasons as *gags* Thoroki. They are SIBLINGS and so it makes it incest again. Gross sibling ship. Ew.

Maxicest/Twincest

Pietro and Wanda.  Not really sure of the ship name people have made for them. Gross. Same reasons as *gags* Thoroki and T'Churi/Shuralla. They are SIBLINGS and so it makes it incest again. Gross sibling ship. Ew. If you comment a request for things like this, I will delete any traces of said comment and not fulfil the request - no matter how much you ask or how nicely you do it either.

Clint x Pietro

Pretty much the same reason I don't do Peter x anyone over 18 - it is pedophilia and I just think it is rather strange/weird. Especially how Clint used Pietro's name as a middle name for Nathaniel Pietro Barton.

Clint x Natasha

Clint's kids see Nat as an aunt and I swear down that Nat sees Clint as a brother and so Clint sees Nat as a sister, you know? Basically, I see them as being siblings even though they aren't biologically related.

Anyways, enough about what is in the book here is the book.

Enjoy kiddos of the MCU. Love you all 3000. <3