CW: Just a mix of crackers as the title says. I have merged a handful of chapters together because I was reading my own work recently, just to remember what I had written and see how things flowed and my god. I am so sorry that the chapters took two seconds to read and you then got stuck on an ad for like 30 seconds. I hope you can forgive me. All the content of the chapters is the same, just here instead. Anyways, I ramble on. I'm sorry and I hope you can forgive me.
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Tony: Hey Pete?
Peter: What's up Mr Stark?
Tony: How and what do you do to not get too stressed with being a student, a spider and everything else?
Peter: I just tell myself that this anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.
Tony: ...
Tony: Kid.
Tony: What?
~_~
Loki: *staring off into the distance*
Peter: Mr Loki?
Loki: *mumbling* Yes Peter?
Peter: Are you ok?
Peter: Are you going through something?
Loki:
Loki: Supercalifragilisticexistentialcrisis
Peter: Oh Mr Loki
Peter: *tears up and hugs the emotionally torn god*
^^^
Peter: Iron Man
Peter: Iron Man
Peter: Does whatever iron can
Peter: Can he rust?
Peter: Yes he can
Tony: ...
Peter: And once he watched me turn to dust
Tony: *chokes on his coffee*
Tony: Kid
Tony: We talked about this.
~~~
Nat: Tony. Why did you have to get Peter a label maker for Christmas?
Tony: What's wrong with it?
Tony: He's trying to be more organized somehow.
Nat: He keeps labelling the peanut butter 'sticky nut juice'
Tony: *starts laughing*
Tony: I'll go talk to the supposed genius now.
Nat: *shouting after Tony* And tell him to stop labelling the milk 'cow tiddie juice'
Tony: *continues walking whilst laughing harder at the stupidness of the kid's antics*
;-;
Tony and Bucky trying to make a bottle of chocolate milk for Peter:
Bucky: *reading out the instructions*
Bucky: Alright. Now shake it.
Tony: Strange but I heard you loud and clear.
Tony: *starts shimmying*
Bucky: *sighs*
Bucky: The bottle genius.
Tony: *disappointed* oh
@ o @
Tony: *walks into Peters room to check in on him after school*
Peter: *is half-asleep hanging upside down on the ceiling*
Peter: *continues to not notice Tony as he starts to purr (cus he purrs in his sleep ok)*
Tony: *backs out of the room regretting ever going in*
:o
Peter rolling over to Tony wearing healies, flashing glasses over his eyes, fanny pack over his chest and Capri sun in hand.
Peter: Mr Stark. You'll never believe what is going on right now!
+_=
Peter: Mr Stark
Tony: Yeah kiddo?
Peter: Why is it so hard to win a poker game against a toilet?
Tony: *sighs*
Tony: Enlighten me, Pete
Peter: It always has a flush
Tony: *facepalms*
Peter: *collapses onto the floor in a heap of laughter*
0wO
Peter and Shuri recording Tony from across the lab:
Peter: And here you can see, the wild Stark sits - in his favourite spot.
Shuri: Visibly haunted by the ghosts of his past
Tony: *looking up from the repairs he's doing on his suit*
Tony: *sighs*
Tony: Y'all haunt me. Jesus Christ.
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