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A Court of Gardens and Assassins
FanficWe wrote what everyone wanted: a SJM fanfic with more diversity and the justice the characters deserved (we're looking at you, Mulch). For legal purposes, this book is A JOKE. Mulch Mulcheron has no personality and yet has at least 3 love interests...
Chapter Eleven: No Segzy Time for Tampon
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