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Jay🙄: she's gonna kill me she's gonna kill me she's gonna kill me

Hailey🤪: wtf did you do?!

Kim💗: what did he do?! WHAT DID HE DO?!

Voight🔪: damn

Jay🙄: it was like 50% your fault!!

Kim💗: I'm gonna kill him- I'm actually gonna do it.

Kev🥵: would one of you tell us wtf happened

Jay🙄: well as you guys know, we've been together for awhile now.

Kim💗: longest three years of my life.

Jay🙄: hey!

Kim💗: i kid i kid.

Jay🙄: speaking of kids

Hailey🤪: ohhhhhhhh

Voight🔪: if that's the case you're on your own Jay.

Jay🙄: thanks, but it takes two people to make a baby!

Kim💗: and it only takes one of us to pull out. Spoiler alert: it's not me.

Jay🙄: I was wearing a condom!

Hailey🤪: you do know those only work like 97% of the time..right?

Jay🙄: well I do now

Kim💗: 🙄🙄
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