Where The Fuck?

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     "Helltaker!!" Malina burst into the room and yelled. She scanned around your bedroom, annoyed that you weren't in it. She goes on the rest of the rooms to look for you...

      "Where the hell is he?!" Malina groaned. She collapsed on the couch almost giving up but jumped back up instantly with determination. "Come onnnn!!"

        "W-What's the matter?" Judgement came and asked after not being able to bare the noise. It also wasn't often that Malina was this loud despite still being sober.

      "It's Helltaker! Where the fuck is he?!!" Malina groaned once more as her eyes kept scanning around the house.

"Oh yeah, where is he?" Judgement ended up joining her in looking. Her eyes met Beelzebub who leaned over at the kitchen doorframe looking unamused.

"Hey, Fly! I'm looking for Helltaker!" Malina told her.

"Oh yeah?" Beel's eyebrow raised. "... Get in line! I have been looking for him since this morning, he hasn't even made preparations for breakfast!"

"Oh who needs food? There's a limited time event going on and I need two players to get some of the rare loot. He's the only one I can count on!"

"Haah?" Beelzebub groaned. "The hell do I care about that? Food is literally more important than anything right now!"

"We're dead— We don't even need to eat! You're the only one that wants to eat this much—"

"Woah woah, guys calm down!" Justice intercepted the two. "How about we just look for HT for now, k? I had dibs today to go with him to that sports park place."

"Ugh, and how do we find him?" Malina crossed her arms.

"Cerberus?" Justice beckoned.

Heeding to the call, Cerberus popped up from behind the couch. Their heads one by one lifting up as they smiled curiously at them.

"Be a dear and sniff out his scent will ya?" Justice asked.

Cerberus smiled and saluted playfully. "Yes ma'am!" The Triple demon dropped down to the floor and had their nose right at the ground. Her three bodies scurried around the house like anime girl roombas until they all returned facing the same direction.

The triple demon stacked and pointed at the kitchen, everyone then looked over. Beel who was at the doorframe looked back inside surprised, she swears she didn't see him there...

Cerberus excitedly ran to the kitchen and leaped the moment they stepped inside. The demons see Beel flinch when she witnesses the aftermath which was joined by crashing and falling of plates and pans.

"Cerberus!!" Lucifer's deep yell is heard. She scolds the Triple Demon "I keep telling you to be patient! I'm still getting the pancakes ready! Bad dog!"

"Did they just catch the scent of the pancakes?" Judgement chuckled.

"Looks like i'm not the only one that's hungry." Beel victoriously smirked. She looked at some pancakes that were flung on impact and picked it up, she put it whole inside her mouth without second thought.

The triple demon kneeled on the floor and whimpered, feeling guilty of what she did. "I s-swear! I smelled Helltaker in here! I wasn't intending to jump on Miss Lucy!"

"Well It doesn't look like he's in here though." Justice sighed as she opened the fridge and 'looked' for you.

"Well this is his house, his scent is probably all over the place..." Judgement deduced as she helped clean up the mess.

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