5SOS texts

Black Cats (ot4)

Michael finds a whole family of Black Cats, Luke starts quoting Mayday Parade, Ashton complains about his cat allergies and Calum is just enjoying the show.

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Michael: Guys!!!!

Michael: Guysssssss

Michael: I just made the greatest discovery!

Calum: A hairdye that stops your hair from dropping????

Ashton: What he said

Luke: Thats what she said.

Michael: Shut up Calum. Shut up Luke :(

Michael: I found something even better!

Ashton: Well what is it

Michael: *image attached*

Michael: A whole family of Black Kittens!

Luke: So they're black cats.

Luke: Do they have black backpacks full of fireworks

Luke: Are they gonna burn the city down right now?

Michael: What are you going on and on about Luke?

Michael: Do they not look like innocent little kittens to you?

Michael: Do you believe that cats actually read "World Domination for Cats" like why would you even--

Ashton: HAHAHAHAHHHHA. NICE ONE LUKE.

Calum: I'm back with some popcorn guys. Gonna snuggle into my bunk bed and enjoy this show. Please do continue.

Ashton: Why aren't you sharing? :(

Ashton: Michael, you do not plan to bring them onto the bus right...

Ashton: You know I HAVE CAT ALLERGIES. DO YOU WANT FOR ME TO DIE AND LET 5SOS NEVER BE AS DRUMMING-LY AMAZING AS BEFORE. IS THAT YOUR DEATH WISH CLIFFORD.

Michael: What...

Luke: Kekekekekekekeke

Michael: One, Lucas Hemmings, shut up. Quoting Mayday Parade is not cool man, especially not whrn it comes to cute black kittens.

Michael: Two, Ashton, I know about your cat allerigies -.- I don't plan to bring them onto the bus okay? Just planning to leave them in the alley I found them in.

Luke: I thought you liked Mayday Parade Mikey?

Michael: Shut up Lucas. I do, but black kittens okay.

Michael: Three, Calum you better save some of that popcorn and your head is mine. Like there's a butcher shop near where our bus is parked and I won't hesistate to borroe the knife if you don't leave me some popcorn you got it?

Calum: Wow, so harsh. Fine, is 1/3 of the bowl fine? *picture attached*

Michael: That is perfectly fine by me, thank you very much.

Luke: Heyyyy Mikeyyyy. I love you.

Ashton: Good, keep them where they belong. Out in the streets.

Luke: Don't be mean to the not-our-kitties kitties :-(

Michael: Love you too Lukey.

Calum: Michael, the popcorn is in front of me and it's screaming "Eat me Eat me" aka HURRY THE FCK UP OR YOU WONT GET POPCORN

Michael: I'm right outside the bus :(

Luke: Share???

Michael: Of course, but only brcause you're cute and you're my boyfriend meaning Ashton, you don't even need to ask the answer is no.

Ashton: You know me too well Clifford. Too well 

Ashton: Calum! I'm on my way to cuddle, put the damn bowl in Clifford's bunk and we shall cuddle okay?

Calum: Hehe okayyyyy.

Luke: Hey Mikey, can we cuddle while eating popcorn and listening to Mayday Parade?

Michael: Anything you want :)

Ashton: We're such a loving band

Michael: Shut up Irwin.

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