The Mashton convo of Brazilian Spiders.
collab with eskimuke
me as ashton the dickhead, jordan as the very lovely michael
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Michael: On my way to steal your bitch
Michael: Oh and kick your ass
Ashton: What did I do?
Ashton: And stay away from Lukey! :(
Michael: You know what you did Irwin
Ashton: But I don't?????
Michael: I know what you did last summer
Ashton: I had sex with Luke last summer
Ashton: What are you trying to say?
Michael: Yeah we know that you horny boy
Michael: Especially when the spider bites you
Ashton: Spider...?
Ashton: Uhm, what spider
Ashton: I don't know any spider
Michael: LUKE SENT ME THE CONVO ASHTON
Michael: u r00d
Michael: Going around hurting my feelings
Ashton: Uhm, I was joking???
Ashton: Like, I love you man
Michael: I'm sure you were joking
Michael: I suggest you run, and hide
Ashton: What.
Ashton: Omg Mikey please don't
Michael: I'm coming for you~~
Ashton: MIKEY PLEASE
Michael: That sounds sexual, but it isn't
Ashton: IM SORRY
Ashton: Plus, I dont have the spider with me
Ashton: I don't know where to buy one
Ashton: Wait, you horny dick.
Michael: The Internet duh
Ashton: Huh
Michael: That's where I bought mine :) AND YOU'RE THE HORNY ONE
Ashton: SHIT WHAT
Ashton: No I'm not! You were moaning Calum's name so loudly yesterday
Michael: Well I'm sorry if he sucks better than you
Ashton: But Lukey told me I suck dick real good
Ashton: PS, I also sucked Lukey's ass. (woah rimming ashton eh eh eh)
Michael: I meant every word
Ashton: What word?
Michael: That you literally eat shit :-)
Michael: You're full of shit. Asswipe
Ashton: Hey! My feelings are hurt!
Michael: What feelings?
Ashton: I'm telling Lukey!
Ashton: You know, the ones in my heart
Ashton: WHY DID LUKEY JUST TELL ME HE'S MUKE AF?!
Ashton: WTF MIKEY. STAY AWAY FROM MY LUKEY
Michael: Dude, everyone's Muke AF but you
Michael: Lol nah, Lukey's mine <33333
Michael: I'M COMING FOR YOU LITTLE BOY
Michael: Hide hide hide~
Ashton: WHAT NO
Ashton: MIKEY PLEASE
Ashton: IM SORRY
Ashton: FORGIVE ME
Ashton: I LOVE YOU MAN
Michael: On my way to kick your sorry ass
Ashton: I'LL GIVE YOU LUKE FOR MY SAFETY
Michael: Ain't gonna work this time
Ashton: Im hiding in your closet Lukey (wow so dumb, sending it to the wrong person)
Ashton: WHY NOT? IT'S LUKE
Michael: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ashton: Don't tell Lukey 'm using him as sacrifice
Michael: Idiot
Ashton: WHY AM I AN IDIOT
Michael: Oh how I wonder where dear little Ashton is
Ashton: WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPIDER WITH YOU
Ashton: I'M NOWHERE
Michael: Because it's bae. Why don't you have one
Michael: Lemme ask Lukey!
Ashton: WHY DO YOU SO SCARY CALLING FOR ME
Ashton: Haven't bought one yet
Michael: Oh look! Wonder whose feet are sticking out of Luke's closet
Ashton: Uhm, fake feet.
Michael: Maybe it's the same person that swore and sounds like he's crying
Ashton: DONT GRAB MY FEET MICHAEL
Ashton: I mean fake feet, aha. aha. aha. It's an audio.
Michael: SLENDER MICHAEL'S GOT YOU.
Michael: You lost. Loser
Ashton: LEAVE ME ALONE.
Ashton: KEEP THAT SPIDER AWAY FROM ME
Ashton: YAY LUKEY'S COMING TO SAVE ME
Ashton: SUCK THAT CLIFFORD
Michael: It's because I like Michael Ashie.
Ashton: Lukey!
Michael: Oops now Ashton
Michael: Luke just left with me.
Michael: CLIFFORD WINS THIS ROUND AGAIN
Ashton: Urgh. Muke sucks :(
Michael: Muke kicks your ass.
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Don't worry Ashie, Lukey loves you <33333 Or does he?
Fun insane texts with the lovely Jordan are like, life man. Hope you enjoyed this!
Do me a favour please? Read my earlier texts please? Some have lesser reads than recent ones and it looks odd :-) You don't have to by the way xx
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