5SOS texts

I can't believe my eyes (ot4)

Luke caught Calum giving Ashton a blowie and complains to Michael in the group chat.

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Luke: OMG MY PRECIOUS INNOCENT EYES.

Luke: I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT

Luke: LIKE, I KNEW THEY WERE DOING IT

Luke: BUT SEEING IT WITH MY OWN GODDAMN EYES 

Luke: Save me.

Luke: MY EYES ARE BURNING 

Michael: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LUKE?

Michael: OMG IF IT'S SOME JUCIY SECRET YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW OR I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU

Michael: Wait no I won't kill you, my heart will hurt.

Luke: Mikey :'-( 

Luke: I can't believe this shit.

Michael: Hey no swearing!

Luke: I just saw Calum, giving Ashton a blowie 

Luke: Like we always knew they were dating and fcking behind our backs, BUT SEEING CALUM GIVE HEAD TO ASHTON GIVES ME NIGHTMARES AND I REGRET STEPPING INTO ASHTON'S ROOM JUST FOR A BANDANA.

Michael: Why would you want a bandana?

Luke: Wanted to try a new look.

Michael: Oh. You'd look hot in one

Luke: I know, thanks.

Luke: But main topic

Luke: CALUM. HEAD, ASHTON.

Luke: My innocent eyes

Michael: They're not innocent

Luke: I DONT CARE AT THIS POINT. 

Luke: Seeing your non-boyfriend best mates doing that is giving me chills, bad chills.

Ashton: What the hell Luke?!

Ashton: That was a private moment between Calum and I!

Calum: You knew we were dating what.

Calum: Since when were we that obvious

Luke: It was pretty obvious mate.

Ashton: Haven't you heard of knocking?!

Luke: I did! :(

Luke: You didn't answer, and I heard a banging sound so I thought you were dying!

Luke: But no! It's just you hitting your head on the wall because Calum was blowing you >:(

Luke: So it's not my fault!

Calum: How the hell were we obvious?!

Michael: Calum please, you and Ash acted like Luke and I did when we first started dating. You were very obvious.

Ashton: But still...

Luke: Lock the goddamn door next time okay.

Luke: I'm getting Michael to buy me my own bandana

Michael: Already planning to Lukey <3

Calum: Eww cuteness

Luke: Eww Calum blowing Ashton

Ashton: ._.

Ashton: I'm sorry you had to see that

Ashton: Calum was great though.

Calum: Ayeee ;)

Luke: Eww

Michael: Eww.

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