Kinky Mouse (malum)

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Michael finds some flattering pictures of Calum on the internet. 

done a long time ago with the bae dandan.

dandan is the michael, gen aka me is the calum

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Mike: Hey babe

Cal: hi Mikey! whats up?

Mike: just looking at a picture of my boyfriend :)

Cal: Aww <3

Cal: Which picture?

Mike: *image of him in a minnie mouse costume*

Mike:I must say, Im not surprised. 

Cal: OH MY GOD

Cal: MICHAEL!!

Cal: Why do you have such pictures

Cal: Why are you not shocked.

Cal: Michael.

Cal: Mikeyyyyyy, dont do this to me ):

Mike: What? It's hot

Mike: I knew you were kinky in some way

Cal: No it's not! And it's en edit!!!

Mike: Kinky Callie to the rescue! 

Mike: Of erections *smirk*

Cal: you know I wouldn't actually wear that right

Cal: Ewww Mikeyyyyyy!!!

Mike: Well you should, it's sexy <3

Mike: Especially that wig (:

Cal: No I'm not going to wear that!

Cal: I am not satisfying your kinky thoughts

Mike: pshhhhh

Mike: You so would, but too bad you're the kinky one here

Cal:  I really wouldn't

Cal: Oh my god how do you even have that

Mike: the Internet

Cal: why did you keep it you kinky bitch

Mike: duh

Mike: Man, I try to give you  a compliment and this is what I get

Cal: Well thanks, but giving me a compliment because I look hot as girl. 

Cal: omg someone kill me 

Mike: I didnt say "hot", I said "sexy"

Cal: Yeah, as a girl

Cal: am I like, not sexy enough for you that you had to imagine me as a girl?

Mike: Hey, at least you werent the unicorn

Mike: it wasn't me, it was luke.

Cal: what unicorn

Cal: michael.. stay off the intenet

Cal: your true colours are scaring me

Cal: who knew you were such a kinky bitch

Mike: *image of luke in a unicorn edit* 

Cal: AHAHAHAHA

Cal: Now thats funny

Cal: BECAUSE IT WASNT ME

Mike: Im not a kinky bitch

Mike: And I wont stay off the internet!!! YOURE NOT MY MUM

Cal: You are a kinky bitch if you're imagining me in a minnie mouse suit

Cal: eww, kinky

Mike: Im not imagining it, I have a clear photo of it

Mike: No babe, thats Ashton with Daddy.

Cal: you're gross. why am i dating you (sense calum rethinking his life choices)

Cal: And Daddy Ashton ayee ;)

Mike: Ayee

Mike: Uhm because Im amazing at finding good photos of you?

Cal: Those are not good photos!

Cal: They're weird creepy photos ):

Mike: You should just go with it and run because I found a worse one of me

Cal: Show meeeee

Cal: *pic of fetus ash*

Cal: look what i found on twitter omg im laughing

Mike: * pic of cliffordonda edit*

Mike: And you're in it too aww <333333

Mike: Babe, thats an actual photo of the idiot

Cal: Yeah but, he looks stupid as a fetus Ashton

Cal: Nice butt babe ;)

Cal: I got some sexy looking legs

Mike: it's a lie

Cal: *pic of long hair ashton*

Cal:I AM CRYING

Cal: I FOUND THIS OMG

Cal: whats a lie

Mike: and you told ME to get off the internet

Mike: Babe, I think you should go to bed now and leave the Internet for the experts

Cal: You're not an expert????/

Cal: Plus, wanna cuddle <3

Mike: But you didnt compliment and it hurt my feelings so no cuddles

Mike: I'll just cuddle with luke maybe, he's closer than you anyway

Cal: What no!

Cal: MIkey come back

Cal: IM SORRY

Cal: I'll dress up as Minnie for you if it means cuddle

Mike: Oh?

Cal: but only if you NEVER EVER cuddle with Luke or Ashton again

Mike: But babeeee

Cal: Im embarrassing myself for you

Cal: So cuddles.

Mike: What if you arent with me?

Cal: Too bad :(

Cal: Cuddle with Daniel

Mike: I should get myself a Minnie Stuffed Toy to remind me of you

Cal: *Sigh*

Mike: alright I pushed luke off me

Mike: Now come and cuddle

Mike: You owe me

Cal: Are you gonna name it Callie

Cal: AND YAY! IM ON MY wAYYYY

Cal: we can buy the minnie thing another time

Mike: Imma name it kinky Callie

Cal: im not kinky omfg


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k sure calum, whatever you sayyyy ;) DANNIE ARE YOU PROUD OF ME. I FINALLY FINISHED THIS OMG. EVEN IM PROUD OF MYSELF.


Im slowly uploading my collabs..... slowly.


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Dedicated to: @eskimuke because i owe you k

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