Michael finds some flattering pictures of Calum on the internet.
done a long time ago with the bae dandan.
dandan is the michael, gen aka me is the calum
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Mike: Hey babe
Cal: hi Mikey! whats up?
Mike: just looking at a picture of my boyfriend :)
Cal: Aww <3
Cal: Which picture?
Mike: *image of him in a minnie mouse costume*
Mike:I must say, Im not surprised.
Cal: OH MY GOD
Cal: MICHAEL!!
Cal: Why do you have such pictures
Cal: Why are you not shocked.
Cal: Michael.
Cal: Mikeyyyyyy, dont do this to me ):
Mike: What? It's hot
Mike: I knew you were kinky in some way
Cal: No it's not! And it's en edit!!!
Mike: Kinky Callie to the rescue!
Mike: Of erections *smirk*
Cal: you know I wouldn't actually wear that right
Cal: Ewww Mikeyyyyyy!!!
Mike: Well you should, it's sexy <3
Mike: Especially that wig (:
Cal: No I'm not going to wear that!
Cal: I am not satisfying your kinky thoughts
Mike: pshhhhh
Mike: You so would, but too bad you're the kinky one here
Cal: I really wouldn't
Cal: Oh my god how do you even have that
Mike: the Internet
Cal: why did you keep it you kinky bitch
Mike: duh
Mike: Man, I try to give you a compliment and this is what I get
Cal: Well thanks, but giving me a compliment because I look hot as girl.
Cal: omg someone kill me
Mike: I didnt say "hot", I said "sexy"
Cal: Yeah, as a girl
Cal: am I like, not sexy enough for you that you had to imagine me as a girl?
Mike: Hey, at least you werent the unicorn
Mike: it wasn't me, it was luke.
Cal: what unicorn
Cal: michael.. stay off the intenet
Cal: your true colours are scaring me
Cal: who knew you were such a kinky bitch
Mike: *image of luke in a unicorn edit*
Cal: AHAHAHAHA
Cal: Now thats funny
Cal: BECAUSE IT WASNT ME
Mike: Im not a kinky bitch
Mike: And I wont stay off the internet!!! YOURE NOT MY MUM
Cal: You are a kinky bitch if you're imagining me in a minnie mouse suit
Cal: eww, kinky
Mike: Im not imagining it, I have a clear photo of it
Mike: No babe, thats Ashton with Daddy.
Cal: you're gross. why am i dating you (sense calum rethinking his life choices)
Cal: And Daddy Ashton ayee ;)
Mike: Ayee
Mike: Uhm because Im amazing at finding good photos of you?
Cal: Those are not good photos!
Cal: They're weird creepy photos ):
Mike: You should just go with it and run because I found a worse one of me
Cal: Show meeeee
Cal: *pic of fetus ash*
Cal: look what i found on twitter omg im laughing
Mike: * pic of cliffordonda edit*
Mike: And you're in it too aww <333333
Mike: Babe, thats an actual photo of the idiot
Cal: Yeah but, he looks stupid as a fetus Ashton
Cal: Nice butt babe ;)
Cal: I got some sexy looking legs
Mike: it's a lie
Cal: *pic of long hair ashton*
Cal:I AM CRYING
Cal: I FOUND THIS OMG
Cal: whats a lie
Mike: and you told ME to get off the internet
Mike: Babe, I think you should go to bed now and leave the Internet for the experts
Cal: You're not an expert????/
Cal: Plus, wanna cuddle <3
Mike: But you didnt compliment and it hurt my feelings so no cuddles
Mike: I'll just cuddle with luke maybe, he's closer than you anyway
Cal: What no!
Cal: MIkey come back
Cal: IM SORRY
Cal: I'll dress up as Minnie for you if it means cuddle
Mike: Oh?
Cal: but only if you NEVER EVER cuddle with Luke or Ashton again
Mike: But babeeee
Cal: Im embarrassing myself for you
Cal: So cuddles.
Mike: What if you arent with me?
Cal: Too bad :(
Cal: Cuddle with Daniel
Mike: I should get myself a Minnie Stuffed Toy to remind me of you
Cal: *Sigh*
Mike: alright I pushed luke off me
Mike: Now come and cuddle
Mike: You owe me
Cal: Are you gonna name it Callie
Cal: AND YAY! IM ON MY wAYYYY
Cal: we can buy the minnie thing another time
Mike: Imma name it kinky Callie
Cal: im not kinky omfg
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k sure calum, whatever you sayyyy ;) DANNIE ARE YOU PROUD OF ME. I FINALLY FINISHED THIS OMG. EVEN IM PROUD OF MYSELF.
Im slowly uploading my collabs..... slowly.
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Dedicated to: @eskimuke because i owe you k
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