5SOS texts

Michael's Mancave (ot4)

3/4 of the boys wonders why Michael never invites them to his self-decorated and furnished mancave.

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Ashton: Michael :(

Michael: Ash? What's with the frowny face?

Calum: Yeah Michael, :( 

Luke: Same :( 

Michael: What's everyone going on about???

Luke: Ashton tell him

Calum: Yeah Ashie, tell that big red dog why we're all so upset with him

Ashton: Well, Mr Clifford

Ashton: We all received a notification that you posted a new video on our band instagram

Ashton: And we all watched it, separately, and found out you have a mancave which you designed on your own, good for you.

Ashton: Then we text each other in our "Michael Lost His Passport aka No-Michael Group" group chat and found out that you have invited none of us into your mancave.

Luke: It made me feel super sad as your boyfriend :( Like, why don't you love me?

Michael: Woah woah woah.

Michael: Let me explain okay

Calum: Yeah, explain Clifford.

Michael: *sigh*

Michael: One, stop calling me Clifford or Big Red Dog Hood.

Michael: Two, Lukey, you know I love you. It's just you've been busy hanging with Calum and your other friends (which you know I don't have) and Ashton went on a mountain trip so it's not like any of you were all that free anyway. Plus, this level in Destiny is so fcking hard to beat urgh.

Michael: And lastly, WHY IS THERE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT ME THIS IS UPSETTING AND VERY HARMFUL TO MY EGO.

Ashton: That's true, I did go on a mountain trip. You're forgiven, on my side.

Ashton: And you shouldn't have lost your passport. (We missed you dearly though)

Luke: If you had asked me, I would have threw my plans away for you :( Plus, you know I would try my best to encourage you so you can beat your Destiny level. 

Calum: Those nights out were good.

Ashton: Calum shut up. The amount of drama you created wasn't cool man :( 

Ashton: Plus, my boyfriend-ego is hurt like I was only gone a few days man :( 

Ashton: :( :( :(

Calum: I'm sorry Ashie :( I'll make it up to you okay.

Calum: Dinner date?

Ashton: Dinner date.

Michael: Stop being disgustingly cute.

Luke: Mikey! You know we're like that too right.

Michael: *grumbles* Fine, sorry. Love you Lukey :( 

Michael: Now come over here and cuddle me Lukey :(

Michael: Cashton isn't invited because I don't want Cashton make-up sex in my mancave.

Luke: Can it be OUR mancave Mikey?

Michael: You're lucky you're cute Luke, if not I would have stabbed you.

Luke: Hehe love you <3

Calum: Dammit :( 

Ashton: Dinner date tonight then Callie?

Calum: Okay! 

Calum: BYE MUKE. DONT GO TOO HARD TONIGHT. WE NEED OUR LEAD SINGER TO BE ABLE TO WALK PROPERLY. 

Luke: Why am I immediately a bottom :(

Michael: Because you are. Now come over, I'm feeling super clingy :(

Luke: On my way xxx

Ashton: And we're disgustingly cute. 

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Another short one :[ I just want to update these, plus I don't have much ideas for this. 

PS, this was planned BEFORE Ashton tweeted bout Michael's mancave ok ok ok. (i'm assuming he never invited any of them)

Not big of an update spam but hey, I tried :) 

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