5SOS texts

Ice Cream (cake)

Luke gets Calum an ice cream cake for his birthday. (chapter title guys hey hey heyyyyy) (im so lame forgive me)

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Luke: Hellooo my darling Callie

Calum: Lukeyyyyy!!! I miss you

Luke: I missed you too, even though we just saw each other like yesterday :*

Cal: I'm trying to be a sweet romantic you asshole :(

Luke: But I said I missed you tooooo you idiot

Cal: Sure sure, if you insist on being correct and right all the time.

Luke: Hey! I'm not ALWAYS right...

Luke: Or am I?

Cal: Shut up Luke :(

Luke: WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE TO ME

Luke: WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU

Luke: After all that I have done for you, this is how you treat me

Cal: What have you done now Luke?

Luke: Hehehehehehe

Luke: I got Cake! Ice Cream Cake in fact!

Luke: DONT YOU LOVE ME NOW

Cal: What flavour is it

Luke: Banana :-)

Cal: I LOVE BANANA FLAVOURED ICE CREAM CAKE OMG

Cal: Ya know, if you just buy ice cream, we can make our own ice cream cake.

Cal: Can you catch my drift

Luke: We can bake a cake?!

Luke: Ashton will murder us for attempting that because we will burn the whole house down :-(

Cal: Why...

Cal: Why am I dating such a dense idiot

Cal: If I put Ice Cream on your d.ck and lick it off, it becomes ice cream cake.

Cal: CAUSE OUR SHIP NAME IS CAKE DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DENSE

Luke: I bought the cake and the ice cream. Come over nowwwww.

Mikey: Eww i didnt wanna have to know that

Ash: Don't break the beds please.

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I KNOW , Calum's birthday was like a thousand years ago or something, this was meant to be written and uploaded before oops. So uhm, just take it and enjoy it?

I like using -ie over -y sometimes, what bout you guys? :-)

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(Lazy to add collab haha, haha, just ask for one okieee)

☆ Dedicated to: no one yet lol haha ☆