1-CountryHuman Ver. Vines

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America: I watching the waves.

Yandere Russia: I'm in love with you Ame!

America: ....
Russia: ...

America: *tried to run*
Yan. Rus: *hold him* Where do you think you're going Ame?
America: *Unholy screams*

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Yuri: *Driving* "Road work ahead?"
Uh yeah, I sure hope it does..

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America: *caught Michigan, trying to sneak some Potatoe chips*

Michigan: whoA!- *thud*
America:..
Michigan: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!-

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Florida: TORTINOS TORTINOS!

Texas: HOT PIZZA ROLLS!-

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Belarus: A potatoe flew around my room before you came-

Ireland: *Flip the switch*

Ireland and Belarus: *unholy screams*

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Hero (America's cat): *found a mirror*

Ame: ....
Hero:........

Hero: *stares at her reflection*......





Also Hero: Diabetes.

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America (wanna troll 'Nada and Ukraine): Two bros Chilling in the hot tub, Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

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England, wanna be cool: What's better than this? Guys being Dudes.


Ame: * w H e e z e *

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Bai

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