America: I watching the waves.
Yandere Russia: I'm in love with you Ame!
America: ....
Russia: ...America: *tried to run*
Yan. Rus: *hold him* Where do you think you're going Ame?
America: *Unholy screams*---------------------Beep----------------------
Yuri: *Driving* "Road work ahead?"
Uh yeah, I sure hope it does..---------------------Beep----------------------
America: *caught Michigan, trying to sneak some Potatoe chips*
Michigan: whoA!- *thud*
America:..
Michigan: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!-----------------------Beep----------------------
Florida: TORTINOS TORTINOS!
Texas: HOT PIZZA ROLLS!-
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Belarus: A potatoe flew around my room before you came-
Ireland: *Flip the switch*
Ireland and Belarus: *unholy screams*
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Hero (America's cat): *found a mirror*
Ame: ....
Hero:........Hero: *stares at her reflection*......
Also Hero: Diabetes.
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America (wanna troll 'Nada and Ukraine): Two bros Chilling in the hot tub, Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!
-----------------------Beep--------------------------
England, wanna be cool: What's better than this? Guys being Dudes.
Ame: * w H e e z e *
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Bai
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Oneshot (Mainly Rusame, But Request Open.)
FanfictionSo basically, some curse shit, Vines, memes, Oneshot and weird shit is going to happen here. (Cover not mine! Credits belong to: @imaweirddo !) Don't be shy, drop the request.