How to Annoy People

How to annoy the doctor!

1. When they ask you how you are feeling, say that you feel dead.

2. While they are prescribing medicine, ask if you can get the flavoured ones.

3. Throw a tantrum when they refuse to give you a lolly.

4. Ride the beds around the hospital.

5. Listen to other patients with a stethoscope.

6. Ask them question when they're out of work.

7. Ask random questions.

8. Eat something whilst waiting and chew really loudly.

9. Overreact at the smallest scratch.

10. Hang on their every word.

11. Complain about everything.

12. Play on your phone then say you have 12/10 pain.

Updated 9/6/15