"Please make a joint Instagram account with me."
"Bokuto it's 2am"
Socially deprived akaashi keiji decides to participate in a Tik Tok google classroom set up
What's the worse that can happen?
It gets better as it goes on, thank you for your patie...
________________________________ So can you give it to me?
....
Kubro: are you trying to move on already? I know everyone moves on at their own pace but it's only been 2 days-
Bokuto: ....
Kubro: I know you loved her deeply so please rethink it. ...
And plus you're not her type 🙄
Bokuto: Really dam brb
Bokuto: I didn't mean think the day would come where I would have to use this 😭💔💔💔
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(Only the real ones know😒🖤😩🔫)
Kubro: Dude I'm sorry please take me back I have so much to live for I don't want to be the reason for your self diagnosis💔💔💔 I still neeed to make a joint couple Instagram account with my bae, 😔, I'll post pics of you and you're future wife too ig.
Bokuto changed kubro's name to tetsutoe
Bokuto: you said you were gonna start selling feet pics so it's only appropriate
Tetsutoe: that was like a week ago and don't change the subject owl harraser 🥱
Bokuto: Who was the one who shoved cucumbers in peoples faces? 🤨
Tetsutoe: what? I was just giving them a free dild-
Tetsutoe: OMG BAE JUST TEXTED 😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Bokuto: Wdym we've been texting for a while now
Tetsutoe: oh damm side hoe gettin bold now 😼
Bokuto: I thought you said you were loyal💔💔💔💔💔💔 Seen: 10:45 pm
"..."
"Can't have shit in Detroit." bokuto groaned out load
...
Timeskip brought to you by bokuto's scrumptious cake - Akaashi keiji ....
Waking up from his deep slumber bokuto went through his routine,
- send an owl pun to kaashi - imitate the owl from last night - Go to mcgibbles w/ kuroo - Question my sexuality - Workout Having a routine was useless since he never stuck to it but it made bokuto feel like a mature adult. Hmmm maybe I have a voice kink, I'll ask kuroo about it tomorrow.
Uhhhh back to kaaashiii pov. Bokuto hung up yesterday in a hurry but I'm glad he enjoyed the call. Unbeknownst to himself he let out a soft smile on his face
"AHHHHHHHKEJI ARE YOU SMILING." Akaashi's mother screamed with mixed emotions. "ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING LET ME CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER."
".."
"Keiji please introduce them to me later 😉"
"How did you say an emoji outloud-"
"Why do you assume things like that mother."
"I don't assume, it's Motherly instinct" Keiji's mother said with a proud a booming voice.
"Yet you left me in a mcgibbles play pen when I was 7...."
"Keiji that was a one time thing please forgive meeeeeee."
"Whatever I'm going to my room, call grandma and gush with her it something."
Akaashi swiftly made his way upstairs leaving his mother alone with her mob of thoughts
"Keiji we were having a conversation!" She screamed. After getting no response keiji's mother's mind went wild
"Is this teenage rebellion?!?! This wasn't in the parent guide book?!? Don't people call dr. Phill with this type of thing? "Does keiji actually like someone?!! I wish he would open up more T_T" She mumbled.
"Am I doing the right thing?"
- Back with Akaashi.-
New message: Owlworshipper420: no more owl puns? Owl see what I can do about that. ________________________________
Owlworshipper420: no more owl puns? Owl see what I can do about that.
Akakeiji69: Youve been doing this for the past week, what do you plan to achieve?-
Owlworshipper420: Your heart 😏 Seen 8:39am
Owlworshipper420: WAIT KAASHI I WAD JOKING PKEASE COME BAC Seen 8:56
Owlworshipper420: Kaashi please I was posesd by an owl T_T
Akakeiji69: Please*** back*** possessed***
Owlworshipper420: I'm so glad you don't hate me, I was just joking please don't hate me I really like you kaashi T_T.
Akakeiji69: You shouldn't joke around like that bokuto
Owlworshipper420: What if I wasn't joking? Seen 9:10
Owlworshipper420 : WAIT NO KAASHI COME BACK Seen 9:15 ....
Sigh, he can be a little to bold for his own good. Wait but is this how normal friends joke around? Flirting...? Is it? I've never tried it so maybe I'll give it a go, should I ask mom about it? No she'll overreact... it won't hurt to try.
Akakeiji69: You won't be able to joke around since I'll steal yours first Seen 9:20
Akakeiji69: Bokuto-San? Seen 9:26
Akakeiji69: did I overdo it? Seen 9:28
Needless to say bokuto no longer need to question his sexuality any further
