"it's three in the morning."
a modern au in which sokka is rambling to zuko, when all zuko wants to do is sleep.
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"do you think plants feel pain?"
"sokka, seriously."
when they had started sleeping together as a couple, zuko was ecstatic. now, however, he was starting to regret it. mainly because half of the time, sokka would refuse to shut the hell up. never mind the fact that sokka was the cuddling champion of the universe, the guy would not. stop. talking.
"like, when a tree is cut down, does it feel like if your legs would get cut off? can it express its pain? i mean, it can't talk, but--"
"sokka, sweetheart.." zuko interrupted, his patience wearing thin, "it's three in the morning."
"wait, but--"
"three in the goddamn morning, sokka. go to sleep."
"but i want to know," sokka insisted, "i need to know."
"search it up tomorrow," zuko sighed, "right now, i want to sleep with my boyfriend."
"..okay," sokka gave up, "tomorrow."
unfortunately, he was back at it the next night.
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"why are they called fish fingers if fish don't have fingers?"
"jesus CHRIST, sokka!"
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sokka is relatable af.
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zukka, bitches! (oneshots)
Fanfictionjust some appreciation for a new favorite ship of mine. mainly just oneshots and short stories. tagged as mature (and 18+!) because of language, sexual themes, and possible violence. smutty chapters will be tagged as such.
