tsukishima x reader
fluff
she/her
the young lovers were used to the stares from the older married couples,
staring at them in awe as they reminisce about their first moments with their loved ones who now have a few extra wrinkles.
this was mostly because they look so in love to onlookers, snugly squeezed together underneath the umbrella held by his long arms while one of her hands is held inside his jacket pocket.
however, what most don't know is the relentless teasing they face from each other.
"are you still cold?"
"are you still cold?"
"(y/n)... what the fuck."
"kei... what the fuck."
"oh my god. again."
"oh my god. again."
"(y/n) stop copying me."
"kei stop copying me."
"stop it."
"stop it."
"you suck."
"love you too~"
it was constant. from copying each other, teasing each other to the brink of death, and just plain insults it was a marvel that these two could keep it going for so long.
"wow, how long does it actually take you to get ready."
"i'm flattered you think i always naturally look great but looking this good takes some time love."
"bite me."
"eat me."
"kiss my ass.
"gladly~"
"..."
"..."
"WHAT THE FU-"
by now the friends are all used to this odd behaviour, understanding this is just their own unique way of showing their love as both are just too stubborn to verbally admit it to each other seriously.
in an odd way it suits them. the constant bickering and arguing. sometimes the tall blonde (an overgrown french fry as (y/n) likes to call him) would buy her ice cream after she convincingly fake cries and gives her the loving kisses on the head that she adores. Then this is very quickly changed with a light smack to the back of the head once he realises she was faking it in hopes of guilt-tripping him (always works).
"what do you want to get dinner."
"uh... dunno."
"helpful."
it's moments like these that make (y/n) want to smack him over the head.
"shut up french fry."
"im tired."
"huh. maybe I could wake you up a bit then mhmm?"
the man's eyes widen slightly at the women's change of tone as she begins to climb onto his lap from her position on the couch, straddling him and teasingly grinding on him.
"is that so."
unluckily for him, she notices the subtle crack in his voice as she can feel him harden underneath her, his breath hitching longing for more contact.
moving gently into his face she hums slowly and dangerously with a sly smirk spread across her face causing red to spread across his cheeks.
raking her pointer finger slowly underneath his defined jaw she raises his head to look at her clearly deepening the poor boy's blush.
leaning into his ear she whispers in a slow and husky voice,
"i think we should get chinese for dinner."
"..."
"..."
".. oh for the love of-"
*repeatedly smacks her with a pillow*
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daisuki || haikyuu oneshots
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