daisuki || haikyuu oneshots

hinata shōyō || dirty talk

hinata x reader

smuttish

she/her

hinata was a wholesome boy.

you knew this when you got together with him a few months ago after being introduced to him by your friends yamaguchi and tsukishima who called you while they were desperately trying to teach him some basic maths. thankfully, you came to the rescue and have helped him study ever since. eventually, feelings got involved and here you are, lying on the bed with your boyfriend listening to him ramble for the millionth time this week about the mishaps happening at his volleyball club.

"-and then kageyama hit me on the head... AGAIN! can you believe that (y/n)-chan?"

"wow really. that doesn't happen every day, huh."

"yeah! i know- wait. that's sarcasm isn't it..."

"no..."

"ugh!"

exhausted by not only his girlfriend's sarcasm which was only getting worse by the day (deciding it was all tsukishima's fault) and also the tiring day of school mixed in with taking many volleyballs received to the face at practise he had had enough. this resulted in you watching your boyfriend roll around the bed whining out your name and kicking his legs around, desperately trying to get an apology and a cuddle.

this was not a new occurrence to you actually. it was more like an everyday thing. you go to
your boyfriend's house after practice, you act sarcastic or don't give him enough attention and he throws a tantrum worst than his little sisters after he says he won't play volleyball with her. some may say you're a little bit of a sadist, enjoying watching him writhe about but you would just say it's funny to watch him act like a little child who just found out they weren't getting any ice cream today.

of course, being with shōyō for a while now you've learned his (many) weaknesses. for example:

weakness 27: homework.

weakness 4: tsukishima's relentless teasing (specifically about his height).

weakness 13: kageyama not tossing to him.

but this is one of the worst...

weakness 37: not getting enough attention from his girlfriend (you).

now it's every weakness there is are solutions.

weakness 27 solution: help him with his homework and give him many breaks.

weakness 4 solution: either drag him away from tsukishima or tell him all about how his height helps him and a decoy (praise).

weakness 13 solution: either take him to get ice cream, try and toss for him yourself, ask suga-senpai, or (the worst) practically kageyama.

for the current situation, there are a few choices you have explored previously when this weakness was shown. you could ignore him further until he tells you what he wants, you could feed him, you could apologise, or you could kiss him and shut him up.

the latter was always the most effective because although you have had your first kiss together, the boy still can't help but get flustered and turn bright red once you give him a small and fluttering kiss, even just a chaste peck on his soft pale lips.