• The TikTok ban could be in effect tomorrow. And I know you might be thinking, well, Oracle bought it well if you didn't know they really didnt because Oracle is just a partner overseeing US regulations.
• warm temperatures have just shattered a piece of the Greenland ice shelf, and scientists think that the oceans will raise at one meter by 2100.
• Corona virus can hijack brain cells and replicate itself in the said brain cells.
• poison Ivy is growing in size and strength.
• Hurricane Sally is about to a batter the Gulf Coast states mostly Louisiana again.
• Boris Johnson is just making up stupid laws for Brexit and yes, that is still thing and is still going on.
• They think that alien life might be at a clouds of Venus.
• There was a massive (like a whole Main Street of a city massive) mask protest in Montreal, Canada, while they were chanting USA...(Jesus, fucking Canada, I thought you were smart!!!)
• winds are going to grab the smoke from the wildfires on the West coast of America and spread it to Asian countries plus the rest of America and Canada and countries in the European Union and in Europe in general. Meaning all you bastards are finally gonna get to see a Cali sunset ha!
• the whole of the West coast of the USA in general, has the worst air quality in the world right now, and so does parts of Canada.
• conclusion we're fucked