1. All right you know about the Beirut blast that killed a lot of people, injured 6000, and left 300,000 homeless well, the entire Lebanese government just pieced out and resigned.
2. an oil tanker hit ground split in half in Mauritius and is decimating the wildlife.
3. Over in China, they've detained over a million Muslims in concentration camps.
4. There's flooding in Kenya that's threatening to destroy massive parts of the country.
5. They found Corona virus and chicken wings.
6. Sal Manila in onions.
7. A fire tornado is on its way
8. Potatos, tomatos, and onions are contaminated
I'm just gonna go quietly, go die in a corner...who wants to come with me?
