The Hate Book

Hate #9: People Who Can't Take a Joke

When I say I know these people, I mean I know these people. And I think that they are the most annoying beings to ever set foot on this Earth. The only acceptation would probably be Christians, but even they are more accepting.

I mean, you have people that take EVERYTHING seriously. Like there isn't a funny bone anywhere their bodies. I'm sure even Professor Snape smiled at one point and if he can, you can.

The snooty act may be cool for some people, but your not impressing anyone as far as I can see.

You have encountered this type of person before. If you haven't, you will. It is bound to happen. Your encounter with this person will most likely happen you don't want it to. And it won't hit you with a ton of bricks, it'll hit you with a ton of LEGOS! Legos, not bricks. See, the Legos are just to give you a visual on how these people operate.

First, they hit you with these little details in what you said that end up being like a thousand reasons on why Nutella is apart of the Illuminati and then when you try and step on them, it hurts! It feels like you paying for every bad thing you ever done in your life. Because if you try and insult them, it'll either start an argument or they'll walk away with there head down like you just trampled all over their puppy.

And that's something you just don't do.

Also, there's the chance (this almost always happens) that they'll MAKE you go and step on the freaking Legos. By that I mean they'll just say something like, "OMG like that's totally like not freaking funny like lol lmfao get a lyfe!" Which is what it ends up sounding like because these people have the IQ of a plastic bag.

And for some unknown reason, you feel guilty. You feel guilty that you told them something that made everyone else you told fall out of their chair while they actually took offense to that.

I've actually felt this way, and I say "FML" mentally every time I think of that moment.

So when I was in the fourth grade (literally the worst grade I've been in), I was lonely. I was the new kid, I completely embarrassed myself (for reasons I will never share on the internet), I had no friends (still half true) and I twisted my ankle while playing tag so I never played at recess again so I was all screwed up. And for some reason, I thought it would be fun to "stalk" these two girls.

At first, I thought these girls were pretty cute with the whole "best friends" thing and they were always together and blah blah blah. Long story short, I didn't think that for long. As I said I would "stalk" them. I put that in quotations because because I would tell them I was doing it. And they were pretty cool with it AT FIRST. Then they started to get a bit pissy.

Until finally, they just went were like, "We're tired of you stalking us, Kamina!" or something like that, I don't remember what they said exactly. And for some unknown reason, I got really sad and depressed.

I shouldn't have.

I shouldn't have because I thought it was funny and that's all that mattered. But at that time, I wasn't as confident as I am now, but I quickly got over it once I talked about them with my best friend on the bus. That experience just opened my eyes to something that was on EVERY radio station for a while.

So in conclusion....

DEEZ HOES AIN'T LOYAL!

Vote if you've encountered this type of person.