may god save you all from this terrible writing.
disclaimer: i don't own anything except for like the story, but not like the entire story. like some parts- i should stop right? i'm stopping.
i actually like ending at cliffhangers. i understand why authors think it's fun.
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Tony woke up, his head hurting. He sat up and saw that they were in a hall kind of thing. It was completely made of stone, with pillars holding up the roof. Percy was lying down beside him. His hands were tied.
"Hey," Tony shook him awake, "wake up."
"Huh?" Percy asked, opening his eyes.
"Get up," Tony said, "I don't know where we are."
With a little help from Tony, Percy sat up. He shook his head and looked at his tied hands.
"Help me break it," Percy gestured to his shackles.
"How?" Tony asked.
"Figure out a way!" Percy said. "It's really itchy."
"We're in an unknown place, and that's what you're worried about?" Tony asked, "it's ITCHY?"
"It IS itchy okay?" Percy told him. "It's really tight."
Percy held up his hands so Tony could see how tight it was. Tony had it admit it WAS pretty right- Percy's wrists were bleeding.
Tony had an idea. "Give me your sword." He ordered.
"In the pocket," Percy muttered. "No! The other one."
Tony uncapped riptide and sawed through shackles. Once they were free, Tony put the sword away as Percy rubbed his wrists.
"How did we get here?" He asked Tony.
"I have no idea," Tony said. "If we passed out there, why won't they kill us?"
"HOW did we pass out, dad?" Percy asked. He looked genuinely confused.
"Look I don't know," Tony told him. "We had the same experience, don't ask me questions."
"Okay okay," Percy said in an annoyed voice. "Don't YELL at me."
"When did I yell at you?'' Tony asked. "I just-" Tony stopped. He heard a noise behind him.
"What?" Percy demanded.
"Shush," Tony ordered.
Percy listened to him. But he looked SO more confused now that it was kind of cute.
Just as Tony was beginning to be sure that there was no one there, they heard a gate far off open. Tony caught Percy's eye, and they both got up.
"F.R.I.D.A.Y," Tony said. "how are we looking." ("sexy but not like we're trying too hard. like sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless." i should STOP watching this show.)
"Only the rockets are damaged, Sir," F.R.I.D.A.Y replied. "the rest works."
Tony was going to sigh in relief, but he didn't, because these huge guys were coming towards them. Tony heard Percy mumble something, and the only words he understood were: stupid and Canada.
"Look!" One the huge guys screamed. "The little humans are awake!"
"Little humans?" Tony looked around. "We're the average SIZE of humans. You're just too big."
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Percy Jackson Stark
Fanfictionthe life of Percy Jackson as Percy Jackson Stark, from Tony's point of view. watch as Percy grows up, balancing his life as a demigod and an Avenger.