HxH oneshots~

Body swap AU

A/N: Hehehe,,,, yall can figure out who's in who (also longass chapter 4800 words)

GON'S POV

"Mwauh," I yawned, slowly opening my eyes, I laid face upwards on a two sized bed, with someone else next to me.

"Wait a minute-" I mumbled, as I realized that that someone wasn't Killua, who normally slept next to me, but someone taller.

I slowly tugged on the blanket to see who it is, and suddenly the blanket moved in surprise and fell of the bed.

"Ah!! Hisoka!" he yelled. Then suddenly I realized that that was Illumi.

"Illumi?! What are you doing here?!" I quickly got out of the bed and ran away from him until I reached the back wall.

"What are you talking about, get out of my house Hisoka!!" Illumi yelled at me.

"Your house? What are you talking about this is-" my sentence died down as I realized that this wasn't my house indeed. The room looked unknown, but the faint smell of dust was recognizable. This was the Zoldycks place.

"The Zoldyck mansion?! Illumi, where's Killua?" I yelled at him, suddenly realizing that my voice was way deeper. Where did I hear that voice before?

"I'm Killua...?" Illumi said with a questionable look on his face.

Then I suddenly realized where I heard that voice before.

"G-Gon." I softly said.

Yes, it was definitely his voice. The way he said my name was unfortunately, something I could never erase from my mind.

I ran around the room for the nearest mirror. Eventually I found a mirror in the bathroom, there I was.

A tall, hourglass figure adult with red hair and sharp eyebrows was staring right at me in my reflection.

Illumi had followed me into the bathroom and looked over my shoulder as well.

"Holy shit." he whispered.

"Gon, is that you?" he softly asked, insecure.

I nodded as I stared myself right into the mirror.

"And you're Killua." I said as I pointed at Illumi.

KILLUA'S POV:

"Oh god, think." I said and walked towards Gon, now in Hisoka's body.

"So if you're Killua in Illumi's body, and I'm in Hisoka's body...
Would that mean that Hisoka is in mine...?" Gon said, his eyes growing in a panic.

"FUCK. WE NEED TO GET TO OUR BODIES FAST BEFORE." I shook my head to shake those thoughts from my mind.

"Dammit Hisoka don't you even start thinking about Gon and ripeness of fruit or you are so fucking dead." I thought as I ran out the bathroom searching for Illumi's phone.

"Found it!" I said as I found my brothers phone. I soon enough found my phone number. Someone picked up.

"Hello? Who is in Illumi's body?" I heard my own voice over the phone, which is kind of weird.

"Hey it's me, Killua. I'm stuck in Illumi's body. Who are you?"

"Kurapika, I'm stuck in yours Killua. You got lucky, although I can't say the same for Gon..." Kurapika explained.

As Gon heard those words he grabbed the phone. "Please tell me it's not Hisoka..." Gon almost said in a cry.

"It's not Hisoka. It's Illumi, but don't worry, I'll make sure he doesn't do anything harmful."