Jakey: This feels like my first real birthday party!
The protectors: This is totaly not weird at all. Nope.
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Bryan: Are you cheating on me?!
Jakey: What!? I said Alex is SLEEPING in my bed!
Bryan: You guys are SLEEPING TOGETHER!?!?
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Jakey: Since I will never know what part of my life is the middle,
Jakey: I have decided to have an ongoing crisis instead!
Jakey: * shoves cookies in mouth and sobs *
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Jakey: badmouthing Divinus magia
Everyone: He's so nice!
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Jakey: *Rewinds time a hundred thousand years and keeps timeline stable and almost exactly the same*
Jakey 20 minutes later: Saves Alex's life
Jakey 1 hour later: Playing with Oliver
Jakey: *Proceeds to spend all night downstairs with the Oliviers*
Jakey the next day: Full of energy
Any sleep deprived character: how?
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Everyone: Jakey's such a humble guy-
Jakey's petty ass in his house: I'M STILL STANDING, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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Kay: Who do we hate?!
Jakey: Divinus Magia!!
Kay: Why do we Hate them?!
Jakey: They hate cookies!!
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Jakey: *leaves Lo pho's sight for 20 minutes*
(Returns with a crowd of people)
Jakey: We have 57 new guild members!!!
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Jakey: I shall destroy Divinus Magia!!
Jakey visiting Divinus Magia after Ritchie's rampage: Oh, I guess Ritchie did it for me,
The protectors: No-
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Jakey- pee pee, poo poo, pee pee
Lo pho'- nO!-
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Jakey's old episode titles: Camping night!, hit me with your best shot!, The ultimate time travel!, When the future becomes the past!
Jakey's new episode titles: BrEak Up wItH YOuR boYFriENd, The AbaNdonEd one, RaIsiNG A baBy,
Jakey's blooper videos titles: IT'S DADDY LO PHO! BRYAN CHEATED ON ME!! KILL THEM ALL! JAKEY'S PREGNANT!! BRYAN STALKER CONFIRMED?!!
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FTO Season 4 And 5 story oneshots
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