Po and Mr. Ping

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INTERIOR: PO'S BEDROOM - MORNING

We cut to the next scene, where we see a close up on Po's eyes. As regular music appears throughout the scene.

Po: I am ready... (But during that, we the zoom the camera back and reveals that Po is playing with his action figures in his bedroom. As he holds up mini Po) to teach you a lesson! (Holds up mini Tai Lung) Teach me? Oh no, it's the Dragon Teacher! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! (Holds up mini Po) Oh, yes and you must know what happens if I use The Wuxi Finger Hold, when I flex my pinky. And The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. (Holds up mini Tai Lung) Ah, no! Please don't teach me to death! (Holds Up mini Po) Oh I would teach you to death, when you heard the sound of music. (Holds up mini Master Porcupine) Ohh, the Sound of Music. What's that supposed to mean? (Holds Up mini Po) Well, it really goes like this when I punch you in the face.

Po: (Po begins to sing very differently while smashes mini Po and mini Tai Lung together repeatedly)
"The hills are alive
With the sound of thunder!
With songs we have songs for
A Thousand ears!"
(Outside on the balcony of the neighboring house, a pig watering flowers stares at Po. While he sing strangely in different words)
"Do a deer, a female deer,
Rain of drop of golden sons,
Love and fear, can make a bear,
Ring of a lot golden bars,
Blah, blah, blah,
What's a song,
La to be the guest at dinner,
Raise the sun up above the moon,
For the candy man can-can, can-can,
Climb of every Rocky Mountains,
Of life the circle of the sun,
Until your find..."

Mr. Ping appears

Mr. Ping: Po?

Po: (As he hides his action figures and finishes up his mistaken lyrics)
"A Dream is animate
With the euphonious symphonies
Of descant"

As soon as Ping stop his Ridiculous singing.

Mr. Ping: Will you stop that! (As he slap him)

Po: Ow, Sorry Dad, I just got nervous that's all.

Mr. Ping: Nervous, about what?

Po: Well, I'm trying to find the Power of Music. Cause Master Shifu said, I need to have the ultimate Inner Piece.

Mr. Ping: (As he use a broom to Sweep Po's Room) Inner Piece, power of music, for what?

Po: To find the sound of music and now I have to be a singer? To let go of my past. Of the day I met Oogway, the Five and became the Dragon Warrior of the valley. So I can greater then all this. Because Music is different then Kung Fu.

Mr. Ping: Music is different then King Fu? That's a promotion! It's like your writing a concert feature. Take the job, son, and someday, when you're in charge of the whole Jade Palace, you can be a Conductor of music, and I can sell noodles in the lobby! (Chuckles, then pauses) Why are you still here? Get out. Get out. Go, go, go! We still Franchise expansion awaits us. And the Dragon Warrior glory.

The scene cuts to a pig in makeup and clothes of black and white in Mr. Ping's noodle shop.

Mrs. Chow: (Deadpan) Skadoosh.

The scene cuts back to Po and Mr. Ping.

Mr. Ping: Even tell your friends the news, of you writing a song!

EXTERIOR: PING'S NOODLE SHOP - MORNING

Po: Well, I don't think... (But then he trips and falls the rest of the way. He falls flat on his face on the kitchen floor.) ...that's a good idea.

But just then Master Tigress appear and he warn Po the bad news.

Tigress: Po!

Po: (As he got up to know what is happen.) Tigress, what is it?

Tigress: The valley is under attack. 10 Monsters have been crossing the land, with their terrible singing.

Po: Singing monsters, wow, now their something you don't see everyday! Well tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on. If I ever find the sound of music.

Tigress: Focus Po, and No snack stops this time.

Po: Hahaha! Snack stops, pfft. Wait, are you serious?

Just as Po was about to leave the Noodle Shop, His Step father, stop him.

Mr. Ping: Po! Where are you going?

Po: (He struggles to hide his dismay as he turns back to his father) Uh, to Defend the Valley Dad?

Mr. Ping: (He rolls a heavy-looking noodle cart towards Po.) Well then take me with you this time. I'm not going to let you get kill, this time. And beside if the Audience come, then I will be selling noodles!

Po: Selling noodles?

Mr. Ping: (So he push his son out the exit as they are ready for the Excitement.) Now, let's go you got a valley to defend.

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