Never Solve a Problem

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INTERIOR: THE TRAINING HALL (XING YUN JIN CAVE) - LATE AFTERNOON

In a cut translation, Poppy's smile was gone, and soon as Poppy, Branch, Biggie, Satin and Chenille, Legsly, DJ Suki, Guy and Tiny Diamond, And Smidge were shocked as they struck speechless as they saw the Furious Five combating the various deadly stages of the course. As action music appear. Crane is deflecting arrows while balancing on half of a jade-colored turtle shell. Meanwhile, Monkey swings across the seven-talon rings. Meanwhile, Mantis weaves his way through an army of wooden crocodile warriors. Meanwhile, Viper evades fire spurts on the Field of Fiery Death. And finally Tigress dodges the swinging spiked clubs on spinning serpent logs, then smashes one with her bare fists. A piece of the club strikes Biggie on the head. And with Po standing beside the 10 Trolls as he hold a staff.

Po: (To the 10 Trolls) Now, shall we begin.

The Trolls stares at the fearsome course in front of them. Poppy realizes that this is too much.

Poppy: (To Po) Agh, for shame, for shame, for shame. This is Kung Fu that you were talking about.

Po: Yeah, this is Kung Fu that I was talking about.

Poppy: But that is so Violence. And Violence never solve a problem, Po.

Po: What?! What are you talking about? This is awesome!

Branch: No, what she means is, this is certain death. It's like almost being eaten by a bergen. (To Poppy) No pun intended.

Poppy: (As she prove it to him) Beside Po, the only weapons we need (Showing her arms) is this guy, and this guy, for hugs. (As her hug bracelet rings) Which remind me.

So the 9 trolls were coming towards Po and gave his a nice hug, until Po release the hugs from the trolls.

Po: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Hugs is your weapons?! But that's just kids stuff!

The Trolls: (As they were confused) Huh?

Po: Beside hugging is for kids. Kung Fu is for grown ups.

Branch: But didn't you see the way that your friends were doing. That was totally dangerous.

Legsly: And cruel.

Satin and Chenille: Terrible.

DJ Suki: Painful.

Biggie: Ugly.

Guy Diamond: (Autotune) And scary!

Tiny Diamond: (To his dad) Hold me daddy!

Guy Diamond: Ohhhh!

Poppy: And beside, it was much Scary and Violence, when you show up.

At that moment, the Five gather around Po and the Trolls.

Biggie: (Offscreen) Yeah. And beside, If we ever go over this obstacle course, we could get really big boo boos.

Smidge: And we could call a doctor to wrap us with Bandages.

Poppy: Beside, we need something to have our training to be a little lower.

Po: Lower. You mean like level zero.

Branch: Yeah, pretty much.

Po look around and then he saw friendly-looking bandit dummy. That he remember on his first day of training. As it translates to a flashback scene where Po did Punch the dummy. Saying "How's that" and then he was hurt, then back to the same scene where Po had the idea for the trolls.

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