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by fxirytaehyng

by fxirytaehyng

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1.
Jungkook: Is that mine?
Kiki, literally drowning in the hoodie
Jungkook:
Kiki:
Kiki: * eyes peaking over the collar* No...?

2.
Kiki: If I run over and jump on Taehyungie he will definitely catch me in his arms!
Kiki running towards Taehyung: Hug Hyung
Taehyung: No I am holding HOT TEA-
Taehyung: *Drops tea to catch Kiki.

3.
Kiki: Joonie hyung get me this please? *Pointing at the cream cake
RM: nope can't do Kiki
Kiki: why not?
RM:Jin hyung wouldn't let you.
Kiki: But you don't have to listen to him, do you?
RM: *heavily breathing...this is a trick a trick...*
Also RM to the shop keeper: Get me ALL the cream cakes please..

4.
(BTS group chat at 3am)
Jungkook: When the donkey asked Shrek what his name was, he paused before saying it was Shrek. What if he actually came up with that on the spot? What is his real name was not Shrek?!
(8 active )
Yoongi: Fuck you
Hoseok: NO one can sleep now..

5.
namjoon pointing to an alien in the room:
JEON JUNGKOOK, PARK KIRI WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
kiki: it's an alien!
jungkook: and it said "take me to your leader"
namjoon: SO YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME?
kiki: well you are our leader-

6.
dispatch following kiki
boss: what have you found
dispatch crying while kiki comforts them: my new best friend