Roleplay imitates Life

Bathroom

*Talking to friends on discord*

*Realize I have to pee*

*Heads to the bathroom*

*unzip pants and get ready to "empty the drain"*

"MEOW" *My cat Sunni starts rubbing against my leg*

"Do you mind?" *I look down at her*

"MEOW!" *She exits the bathroom and waits directly outside the door frame*

*Finish doing my business, wash my hands and head into the living room to sit on the couch*

*Sunni jumps on the arm rest and stares directly at me* "MEOW!"

"Do you mind?!" *I put my face into hers* "I give you your privacy! I'm not trying to catch the spare piss droplets when you're using the bathroom!"

"I don't think she cares." *My mother looks up from her phone, indifferent*

"She cares when she gets hit with pee."