Naruto x Reader One Shots

Drunk! Sasuke x Reader (Marry me)

(a/n: I might just really change the title of the book to Sasuke x Reader because everything in here is almost all about Sasuke...)

Anyway here's some random I typed on the way home on the bus. Hope you like it.

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(Y/N)'s P.O.V

We were currently at a bar with all our friends and it was the night before Naruto's inauguration to become Konoha's seventh Hokage. Sasuke went back to the village because even if he doesn't want to admit it, I know he wants to be there for his best friend's special day. Everybody was here, Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Temari, and they were all with their husbands. The ladies were all separated at a different table, the men were just across us and we were all enjoying the finest bottle of sake for tonight's special event.

"So (Y/N), when are you and Sasuke planning to get married?" Ino said, elbowing me and wiggling her eyebrows. Everybody else on our table turned their attention to me, almost as if I've been asked a very controversial question.
"I don't know." I shrugged and drank from my glass of sake.

All our friends know that Sasuke and I have been together for a very long time now and I'm not really surprised they start asking questions like this. Almost all our friends are happily married and I know soon they'll all start having their own children and have their own family. 

But whenever our friends ask me a question that involves marriage, I try my best to avoid it, not because I don't want to get married, it's just that we never talk about it. And when I say never talked about it I mean NEVER, the word 'marriage' and 'engagement' do not belong in our relationship vocabulary.

"Why not? You guys have been together since we were 16! Are you not excited to see little Uchiha babies running around someday?" Sakura said, making me almost spit my drink out. I was about to answer the question but there was a loud bang coming from the other side of the table where all the guys were sitting.

"WHO GAVE LEE SAKE?!!" Shikamaru yelled, Lee was starting to get out of control.
"Oh, oops I thought that was water." Kiba said scratching the back of his head. Lee started running around and fighting everything that he bumps into.
"I got this." Tenten said and chased after Lee before he tears the whole place down.

"Sasuke! How many shots did you take? I had 12, and I still don't feel a thing." Naruto yelled, who was already red and started hiccuping.
"Shut up usuratonkatchi. I already had 13, and I'm not even feeling drunk yet." Sasuke who was clearly drunk lied. Sasuke is really not a big drinker, and it'll take a lot to get him drunk. The only reason he's drunk right now is probably that Naruto challenged him to see who can drink more without getting drunk first. Since Sasuke was very competitive, there's no way he turned down a challenge like this, especially not against Naruto.

"Naruto-kun! Stop drinking or else you'll get a really bad hangover tomorrow!" Hinata said, running towards her husband who was refilling his cup.
"You too Sasuke." I said to Sasuke who was turning red, Sasuke turned his head to me and gave me a "Hn." but I just shrugged it off because I knew how he was when he gets drunk, if he takes another shot both Sasuke and Naruto will start making a scene.

I walked towards Sasuke and tried to snatch the bottle away from him, but he clung to it was something very precious to him.
"Leave me and my sake alone!" He yelled. I ignored him and kept trying to snatch the bottle away from him, while Hinata did the same to Naruto who also wasn't settling down.

Then Hinata used her byakugan on Naruto to hit all his chakra points enough to make him settle down, I've never been impressed in my whole life.
"Look Sasuke, Naruto already passed out. You won." I said and pointed at Naruto who was now getting a piggyback ride from Hinata.
"Now will you please stop drinking and come home with me?" I asked.