Jayden, why!?

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The following is a text chain acquired by the Central Intelligence Agency from Agent Benjamin Ripley to Agent Jayden [REDACTED]


Ben: Jayden, why!? I spent 6 hours fixing everything by myself with no help. 6 hours!

Jayden: Dude, I'm still questioning the fact why I gave you my number in the first place.

Ben: You didn't give me your number. The CIA made you give me your number. It was a forced choice.

Jayden: Whatever. Seeing your physique, it was only wise to let you work your butt off. After all, I'm probably ten times stronger than you are.

Ben: Yes, but going to Starbucks and moping around all day isn't going to get you any stronger.

Jayden: I didn't mope around Starbucks all day.

Ben: That's because you took a pit stop at McDonald's on the way back, you dingus.

Jayden: Call me a dingus again, I dare you.

Ben: Dingus

Jayden:  . . .

Ben: You dared me to call you a dingus. I did. What's wrong?

Jayden: You know what I meant by that, dingus.

Ben: Oh, now you're calling me a dingus.

Jayden: You never said I couldn't 😏

Ben: 🙄

Jayden: Okay, whatever. Just meet with us back at headquarters in 30 minutes.

Ben: Thirty minutes!?!? I'm 10 miles away from the headquarter without any money for a taxi, and you expect me to get there in thirty mi-

*Jayden has left the chat*


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